2019-05-02 at 12:05 AM UTC
It's sausage
People now know what they needed to know
Have a woke day
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2019-05-02 at 1:49 AM UTC
Wow! How did u do that? βΊοΈ
2019-05-02 at 2:03 AM UTC
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
Refresh meter more like it
2019-05-02 at 2:15 AM UTC
Only superfood I care about is cummies. πππ
Daddyβs π¨cummies, π¦ nice π and yummy π Thick π«πand gooey, feel like honey π― That sweet π milk, πΌoh-so-tasty π
Daddy, π¨Daddy, πplease be hasty!π¨ My tongue π
swirls π round π and round π While Daddy π¨ gives my ass π a great big pound π₯π₯ Over π in the corner, wrapped π in chains β Mommy π© huddled over, screaming π± in pain πͺ βShut up, bitch! π© Stay on the floor!β Mommy π© sobbing π louder, I π§ call π£ her a whore π She reaches behind her π© for her gun πWhile Daddy πgropes π and tickles π€ my sweet π¬ buns π Puts the barrel π between ππ her teeth π And Daddyβs π semen π¦ begins to seep βοΈ Gunpowder,π₯ blood, π brains π© and gore π Mommyβs π© lifeless π» corpse slumps β¬οΈ to the floor π Cummies, π¦ cummies π¦ filling my throat π§My pussy π± is completely π soaked π¦But Daddyβs cock π just gets bigger π³π² Over near π― the drawers, he grabs the scissors βοΈ Cuts πͺ a hole π³ in Mommyβs π© stomach πIn her hand, πa gin and tonic πΊ He π¨begins π to unravel her strings of intestines π βLook π closely, youβll learn π¨βπ« a lessonβ Ties a noose, π rigs it tight π« βSweetie, π§ sweetie, π§ no need to fightβ ππ₯ Puts her π© guts ππaround π my neck βLooks like everythingβs good π and setβ π Lets me fall down β¬οΈ about π€π a yard Face π§ turning blue, choking π€hard πͺ All the while, π Daddyβs π stroking his cock π And for a moment, π³ our eyes π lock π Tears π of joy π stream down my face π§ Iβm going to π΅ a better β¨ place~
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2019-05-02 at 2:29 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Originally posted by HTS
Only superfood I care about is cummies. πππ
Daddyβs π¨cummies, π¦ nice π and yummy π Thick π«πand gooey, feel like honey π― That sweet π milk, πΌoh-so-tasty π
Daddy, π¨Daddy, πplease be hasty!π¨ My tongue π
swirls π round π and round π While Daddy π¨ gives my ass π a great big pound π₯π₯ Over π in the corner, wrapped π in chains β Mommy π© huddled over, screaming π± in pain πͺ βShut up, bitch! π© Stay on the floor!β Mommy π© sobbing π louder, I π§ call π£ her a whore π She reaches behind her π© for her gun πWhile Daddy πgropes π and tickles π€ my sweet π¬ buns π Puts the barrel π between ππ her teeth π And Daddyβs π semen π¦ begins to seep βοΈ Gunpowder,π₯ blood, π brains π© and gore π Mommyβs π© lifeless π» corpse slumps β¬οΈ to the floor π Cummies, π¦ cummies π¦ filling my throat π§My pussy π± is completely π soaked π¦But Daddyβs cock π just gets bigger π³π² Over near π― the drawers, he grabs the scissors βοΈ Cuts πͺ a hole π³ in Mommyβs π© stomach πIn her hand, πa gin and tonic πΊ He π¨begins π to unravel her strings of intestines π βLook π closely, youβll learn π¨βπ« a lessonβ Ties a noose, π rigs it tight π« βSweetie, π§ sweetie, π§ no need to fightβ ππ₯ Puts her π© guts ππaround π my neck βLooks like everythingβs good π and setβ π Lets me fall down β¬οΈ about π€π a yard Face π§ turning blue, choking π€hard πͺ All the while, π Daddyβs π stroking his cock π And for a moment, π³ our eyes π lock π Tears π of joy π stream down my face π§ Iβm going to π΅ a better β¨ place~
Dude you need help.
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2019-05-02 at 3:06 AM UTC
omfg if this goes over 2000 IM GOING TO MAKE AN EPIC THREAD
2019-05-02 at 3:09 AM UTC
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
wow over 2000 my fucking god!
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2019-05-02 at 3:10 AM UTC
over 2000 sausages were given a new chance at life thanks to the people of this thread!!!
2019-05-02 at 3:18 AM UTC
Lol. So silly. U should've let it be a real count.
2019-05-02 at 3:18 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
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2019-05-02 at 3:19 AM UTC
it was but the people spoke and decided to share this story over 2800 times and counting!