On May 1st, 1969

1. 2019-05-01 at 4:14 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Who African Astronaut [that staidly controlling tamarillo]
   I celebrated my 16th Birthday.
   
   What a great year for music.
   
   I only wish my dick could get as hard as it did back then, on the other hand I do last 72 seconds longer these days, so I have that going for me.
2. 2019-05-01 at 4:19 AM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Who I celebrated my 16th Birthday.
   
   What a great year for music.
   
   I only wish my dick could get as hard as it did back then, on the other hand I do last 72 seconds longer these days, so I have that going for me.

   
   happy birthday sorry about your penis
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3. 2019-05-01 at 4:45 AM UTC

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   Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
   how does it feel knowing you passed your sexual prime before internet porn came along
4. 2019-05-01 at 11:28 AM UTC

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   Who African Astronaut [that staidly controlling tamarillo]

   Originally posted by Phantasmagoria how does it feel knowing you passed your sexual prime before internet porn came along

   
   Painful yet fulfilling
5. 2019-05-01 at 11:29 AM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   Happy Birthday Who🎂
6. 2019-05-01 at 11:47 AM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Who I only wish my dick could get as hard as it did back then

   
   Why? It's not like you're using it anymore.
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7. 2019-05-01 at 12:19 PM UTC

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   Who African Astronaut [that staidly controlling tamarillo]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Why? It's not like you're using it anymore.

   
   The truth is painful, one can always hope though, I still jerk off every 6 months whether I feel the need or not.
8. 2019-05-01 at 1:13 PM UTC

   #8
   

   lantiqua87 Houston [my imperatively healing tajikistan]
   GOT DAMN THIS NIGGA OLD AF LMAO
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9. 2019-05-01 at 1:19 PM UTC

   #9
   

   Who African Astronaut [that staidly controlling tamarillo]

   Originally posted by lantiqua87 GOT DAMN THIS NIGGA OLD AF LMAO

   
   Still feisty too
10. 2019-05-01 at 2:27 PM UTC

    #10
    

    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    My grandmother would have been 101 today. Thank fuck she died 26 years ago.
11. 2019-05-01 at 2:54 PM UTC

    #11
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Someone on here is older than me?
    
    Damn, you are old!
    
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY ! ! !