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On May 1st, 1969

  1. #1
    Who African Astronaut [that staidly controlling tamarillo]
    I celebrated my 16th Birthday.

    What a great year for music.

    I only wish my dick could get as hard as it did back then, on the other hand I do last 72 seconds longer these days, so I have that going for me.
  2. #2
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Who I celebrated my 16th Birthday.

    What a great year for music.

    I only wish my dick could get as hard as it did back then, on the other hand I do last 72 seconds longer these days, so I have that going for me.

    happy birthday sorry about your penis
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  3. #3
    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    how does it feel knowing you passed your sexual prime before internet porn came along
  4. #4
    Who African Astronaut [that staidly controlling tamarillo]
    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria how does it feel knowing you passed your sexual prime before internet porn came along

    Painful yet fulfilling
  5. #5
    Technologist victim of incest
    Happy Birthday Who🎂
  6. #6
    Originally posted by Who I only wish my dick could get as hard as it did back then

    Why? It's not like you're using it anymore.
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  7. #7
    Who African Astronaut [that staidly controlling tamarillo]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Why? It's not like you're using it anymore.

    The truth is painful, one can always hope though, I still jerk off every 6 months whether I feel the need or not.
  8. #8
    lantiqua87 Houston [my imperatively healing tajikistan]
    GOT DAMN THIS NIGGA OLD AF LMAO
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  9. #9
    Who African Astronaut [that staidly controlling tamarillo]
    Originally posted by lantiqua87 GOT DAMN THIS NIGGA OLD AF LMAO

    Still feisty too
  10. #10
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    My grandmother would have been 101 today. Thank fuck she died 26 years ago.
  11. #11
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Someone on here is older than me?

    Damn, you are old!

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY ! ! !


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