2019-04-30 at 9:41 PM UTC
So they don't like me at work. They treat me like shit. They clearly want me to quit.
I work at a call center and it has very high turnover.
What things can I do to piss off management?
I like to play dumb like I don't know how certain procedures are done and ask a bunch of questions making my calls long. I also try to sound uncertain when customers want me to reassure then about things.
I have shit for customer reviews(few and low) and I'm on a list due to customers calling back.
What else can I do to shit in this shitter?
2019-04-30 at 10:33 PM UTC
Whisper "kill yourself" under your breath when a customer is explaining their problem on the phone then politely be like "go on sir" when they ask you to repeat yourself.
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2019-04-30 at 11:03 PM UTC
Originally posted by Admin
So they don't like me at work. They treat me like shit. They clearly want me to quit.
I work at a call center and it has very high turnover.
What things can I do to piss off management?
I like to play dumb like I don't know how certain procedures are done and ask a bunch of questions making my calls long. I also try to sound uncertain when customers want me to reassure then about things.
I have shit for customer reviews(few and low) and I'm on a list due to customers calling back.
What else can I do to shit in this shitter?
lol i love acting really dumb at jobs i hate. i did that in the military for a long time because the people i worked directly with were all fucking pricks, and there was always an endless amount of work to do so there was really no incentive to get it done quickly. a good technique is to just repeat the last part of whatever they tell you to do, as a question 2 or 3 times each time. not just over and over again to make it super obvious but just enough to make them think you're dumb and get really irritated at always having to explain over and over again. also you can ask people dumb questions. if someone is really into music, ask them about it and give them a chance to tell you all about their favorite artist or genre for a few minutes and smile and agree with them, then ask if they like metallica/tupac/something either really generic or bad or just the opposite of whatever their preference is.
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2019-04-30 at 11:12 PM UTC
We used to use this computer program to either request that some mechanical work would be done or we would be the ones signing off on the requests after we did the work. Our username and password were like a signature and it was basically just digital paperwork. I realized that on the login screen, if you put in a username and clicked the "change password" button, it would force you to pick a new password for the username that was typed in before the user could log in or sign off any work. The password had a bunch of special requirements too, like it couldn't be any of the last 10 passwords you changed it from, needed a certain amount of capital letters, numbers etc.
There was this one douchebag I worked with who would come in to work midway through my shift while we were in Afghanistan, and so for a while every day I would enter his username and click the change password button at some point before he got to work and then watch him come up with and enter a new password. He was more and more outraged by it until he actually slammed the laptop down on the desk and broke it. Then he kind of went nuts and was talking about how badly he wanted to kill people for a few months so I just left it alone.
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2019-04-30 at 11:14 PM UTC
when your boss says something undesirable happened just be like "ehh" and act as indifferent as possible, like you don't have any clue that it would even be something that would upset them
2019-04-30 at 11:16 PM UTC
File sexual harassment complaints on all the dudes saying you aren't gay. Talk about a shit storm.
2019-04-30 at 11:16 PM UTC
start fucking as many of your female coworkers as you can
2019-05-01 at 3:36 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
I take a more direct approach. I just walk up to the person, grab them by the throat, and then ask them how long they want to live. I never have a single issue with them after that. I'm sure there are more cowardly ways to approach the situation, but they're not for the likes of me.
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