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  1. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    THE MICHAL JORDAN OF DRUNK DRIVING PLAYED HIS FINAL GAME TONIGHT



    You got busted, lanny? I thought you didn't drive.
  2. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Wizardchan probably. I actually browse there every now and then since malice posted it. Makes me feel better about my life.

    I never really browsed it, just skimmed through it once or twice. I used to read r/foreveralone but stopped because it was pathetic and self-defeating. Unfortunately this is the sad reality of the kind of person that becomes a foreveralone, it's hardly ever simply due tragic external circumstances, with them eventually breaking through those and managing to become the person they want through hard work. I accept that I'm defective as well, I don't fool myself about it, but at least I haven't succumbed to their diseased mentality. It's also amusing how prevalent support for leftism/socialism/Marxism is in those places, the Marxist terminology used to rationalize their worldview, excuse their deficits, the victimhood culture to blame others for their circumstances, misuse of the term wage slavery to convince themselves they shouldn't have to work or that it's superior not to, generally protect their fragile egos from any painful thought, having to accept harsh reality.

    Is there anything that has stood out to you about Wizardchan?

    THE MICHAL JORDAN OF DRUNK DRIVING PLAYED HIS FINAL GAME TONIGHT

    What does this mean?

    http://lyrics.wikia.com/wiki/Andrew_Jackson_Jihad:The_Michael_Jordan_Of_Drunk_Driving

    Damn/
  3. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    It's interesting to see the effects of pronounced vitamin d deficiency take hold. I ran out of multivitamins and d3 a while ago and didn't restock due to, well, general dysfunction and giving up on life, I don't have a good reason, and have rarely gone outside the last few months, so I'm not producing it from sun exposure either. Sex drive has definitely become even lower than usual, I'm not the kind of person that thinks about sex or looks up porn or pictures of attractive women throughout the day, I don't even look at women on the rare occasions I go outside; I could probably go weeks without the urge. Great difficulty maintaining an erection, I couldn't even do it standing up today, had to be in a certain position laying back that makes it easier to keep blood flow in there. Already fall and eventually it will be winter, this will only get worse.

    Fortunately there's vitamin d3 powder available, which is pretty cool. By far the best value, 2,000 5,000IU doses! http://www.amazon.com/BulkSupplements-Vitamin-Cholecalciferol-Powder-grams/dp/B00EV16SAA

    ​They even have bulk mk-7 vitamin k2: http://www.bulksupplements.com/nattokinase-20-000-fu-per-gram.html

    One of the few vitamins and minerals that will actually produce a clear difference if you're deficient, which most people are. Milk and nearly all multivitamins don't provide nearly enough, the recommended daily amount is way too low. I remember I had a wet dream once after taking 10K IU before bed with a meal, whether it was having an effect was always noticeable from the morningwood it would produce.
  4. THE MICHAL JORDAN OF DRUNK DRIVING PLAYED HIS FINAL GAME TONIGHT
    That cunt kreepykay finally killed herself or got more than a slap on the wrist?
  5. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    damnit it's some kind of contemporary song lyrics


    you young people and that racket that you call music, with names that make no coherent sense
  6. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Saw this and thought of sploo. Start around 1:20:

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2e4_1442874161

    Fucking retards didn't even turn him on his side so he wouldn't asphyxiate on his vomit.

    "hey what's that shit like to be like that? ... I wonder what he's going through."
  7. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Damn, multiple replies on a random drunkpost. Someone mentioned AJJ a page back or so.
  8. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    That cunt kreepykay finally killed herself or got more than a slap on the wrist?

    I really fucking hope so. Of all the people in this forum, I really despised her the most. "I think I was raped but Im not sure.. what shall I ever doooo?!?" Any rational advice was countered with "but Im on meth and theyll thinkIm making it upif I report it!"... well, besides all that, its probably because she was and did it for sympathy and to get white knights to kiss her ass. Annoying as fuck too. She made like3 threads all related to her "maybe rape".
  9. Malice is a psychopath
  10. I really fucking hope so. Of all the people in this forum, I really despised her the most. "I think I was raped but Im not sure.. what shall I ever doooo?!?" Any rational advice was countered with "but Im on meth and theyll thinkIm making it upif I report it!"… well, besides all that, its probably because she was and did it for sympathy and to get white knights to kiss her ass. Annoying as fuck too. She made like3 threads all related to her "maybe rape".

  11. Countdown for Litemex's heartbreak in 3..2..1..
  12. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Here's a fun story about kreepykay. When she first joined zoklet she was like: Someone approve my pics please. So me being a mod went to approve her pics. Before i did so i told her hold on while i get it sorted. She said ok, then when i approved the pics i was like: Meh, 5/10, after which she promptly deleted her pics to re-upload new ones lol.

    Bitches be cray.
  13. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Life insurance scam suicide pact.

    Who's in? If you're at the end of your rope your death can save the lives of others, give them hope in life. It's beautiful, in a way.
  14. THE MICHAL JORDAN OF DRUNK DRIVING PLAYED HIS FINAL GAME TONIGHT
    Lanny is white and he's got everything he needs. No one clutches their purses when they're in a room alone with him and he can drive through any neighborhood he pleases, at any hour and the police don't do a thing. He's a straight white male in America, Lanny has all the luck he needs.
  15. Instead of waking up I want to sleep.
  16. Life insurance scam suicide pact.

    Who's in? If you're at the end of your rope your death can save the lives of others, give them hope in life. It's beautiful, in a way.
    I'm in. What's your full name, date of birth, SSN, and home address. Give me two weeks to take out a policy on you with myself of the beneficiary and then hang yourself. Then I will be rich and can finally say you are hung.
  17. Saw this and thought of sploo. Start around 1:20:

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2e4_1442874161

    Fucking retards didn't even turn him on his side so he wouldn't asphyxiate on his vomit.

    "hey what's that shit like to be like that? … I wonder what he's going through."

    What type of faggot seizures from one hit of syncans.
  18. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Have you guys seen the list of research chemicals that are going to be restricted in china in a couple of weeks? Looks like the scene is going to change drastically for a while:

    http://pastebin.com/VsSBdLv3

    I guess sploo better stock up on some syncans
  19. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Have you guys seen the list of research chemicals that are going to be restricted in china in a couple of weeks? Looks like the scene is going to change drastically for a while:

    http://pastebin.com/VsSBdLv3

    I guess sploo better stock up on some syncans

    Fuck they're even banning the fentanyl analogues.
  20. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Noooooooooo! Fuck, they got 2-fma and 4-fa! Fucking cunts, I fucking swear, I hope one day someone bombs their headquarters!

    Oh wait, does this mean we could get huge discounts from fire sales?

    Lanny, please, you're relatively wealthy, I've even thought about referring to you as moneybags a few times, stock up, buy in bulk and then part it out to us! Become our drug lord and savior!

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