2019-04-22 at 3:36 AM UTC
i was out just now and i saw this straight branch about 7 feet that they cut off and dump in a pile and so i took it home with the intention of turning it into a hat stand for my helmets but after a good shower and thorough soaping all my motivation to actually do it was gone.
damn.
2019-04-22 at 3:39 AM UTC
Are you living to work, or working to live small boy?
2019-04-22 at 3:59 AM UTC
now i have this 7' branch that ive no idea what to do with.
it feels like utter retardation to throw it out now.
2019-04-22 at 4:01 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Be hoonesry, do u enjoy shoo showw shower
2019-04-22 at 4:02 AM UTC
not when i dropped my soap.
2019-04-22 at 10:04 AM UTC
Plant it in your garden and grow a branch tree.
2019-04-22 at 12:19 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Set it across you at the table and have a staring contest with it dear. My dearrrr!!! STARE AT IT.
2019-04-22 at 12:35 PM UTC
Carve it into a phallus.
..and then thrash children with it.
2019-04-22 at 1:56 PM UTC
Sounds like you have a motivation problem Vinny. You should prolly just suicide on TC.
This has been a Mal impersonating Totse members post.
2019-04-22 at 2:03 PM UTC
Originally posted by -mal-
Sounds like you have a motivation problem Vinny.
Actually the correct thing to do is to try various increasingly obscure chemicals to fix the problem for years - and then to kill yourself.
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