trying to sell a cycle for 60

1. 2019-04-21 at 3:23 PM UTC

   #21
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by CASPER I had a guy knock on the door and ask to buy the 1971 chevy C10 that I had sitting in my driveway collecting cobwebs, scraped down to primer. He offered 2000. I walked away with $3000 for a car I payed $500 for in the first place. Half the battle is how eager you are to sell. The more you don't give a fuck- the more you'll get. People can sense that.
   
   Although I did have to scramble to grab the syringes from under the soggy, molding particleboard as he helped me clean out the bed. Lol.

   
   You must have been a legal salesman at some point in your life. You couldn't have learned all this selling drugs.
2. 2019-04-21 at 3:31 PM UTC

   #22
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   I didn't know tricycles were that high these days.
3. 2019-04-21 at 4:55 PM UTC

   #23
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby and people say they will by it for 50 after a few hours. its wrong if i call them a nigger faggot after i tell them I want 60 for it?
   
   fucking nigger faggots

   
   wait until they are about to go to bed.
   
   keep asking over and over and eventually they'll say yes.
   
   and regret the next day.
4. 2019-04-21 at 6:48 PM UTC

   #24
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by WellHung You must have been a legal salesman at some point in your life. You couldn't have learned all this selling drugs.

   
   You'd be surprised how applicable selling drugs is to every other supply/demand situation on earth.
   
   It's just negotiation.
   
   Which is coincidentally why I think I want to go to law school now.
5. 2019-04-21 at 7:20 PM UTC

   #25
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny wait until they are about to go to bed.
   
   keep asking over and over and eventually they'll say yes.
   
   and regret the next day.

   
   i dont get it. and i don't remember making this thread. i quit drinking for the last several days until yesterday and was out of my mind.
6. 2019-04-21 at 9:09 PM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby i dont get it. and i don't remember making this thread. i quit drinking for the last several days until yesterday and was out of my mind.

   
   WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE GOT A WILD N OUT LIL' DIPSHIT HERE!!!!!!!!
   
   
   
   I bought a car the other day for $5500 BECAUSE he was asking $5700 for it. Shirley the guy priced it like that purposely in order for someone with social skills to ask him if he'll accept $5500 for it.
   
   I could have bought it for less most likely, but I'm not into twisting the arm of a nice guy who barely speaks english for $75 bucks. If it was a car I didn't really want, I would try to get it for as little as possible, but I REALLY wanted that car and didn't want to make him have to think twice about selling it to me. It was priced to sell too, lucky I got it.
7. 2019-04-21 at 9:11 PM UTC

   #27
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   What POS did you buy?
8. 2019-04-21 at 9:18 PM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   A lil DICKSHIFT
9. 2019-04-21 at 11:18 PM UTC

   #29
   blaster master victim of incest
   A miata?
10. 2019-04-28 at 11:56 AM UTC

    #30
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

    Originally posted by Erekshun I had a pickup for sale at $1400. The guy tried to talk me down. I said if I wanted $1200 I would have advertised $1200. He bought it.

    
    and then he told everyone you were a god damn prick for not haggling,, you shoulda asked 1700 for it so he could tell everyone you were a decent guy when you came down 300 bucks