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What's the first thing you stole?

  1. #21
    her virginity.
  2. #22
    A bottle of iron and a cadbury egg
  3. #23
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by gadzooks One of these magnetic slap bracelets…

    Circa 1993. I'd have been in grade 4 or so.


    Similar for me.

    jedielry/earrings bc i wanted to look pretty for the boys.
  4. #24
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A comb. My mom made me bring it back in. Quite humbling as a 32 year old man.
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  5. #25
    how did she find out
  6. #26
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    😆
  7. #27
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DietPiano how did she find out

    Me: look at this comb I took

    Mom: WHAT DO YOU NEED A COMB FOR YOU THIN-HAIRED FAGGOT?!

    Me:
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  8. #28
    Admin African Astronaut
    I stole the victory to the egg.
  9. #29
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Thievesin.space
  10. #30
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by CandyRein I was a bout 16.. stole a niggas heart ❤️😇

    mm that's a wrap, Lyric

    I don't love you anymore

    It's Darren
  11. #31
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol.
    I started out stealing pens/pencils & make up, the more I got away with the more I stole. So I started taking CDs. I didn't get caught ever until I stole some Bath & Body works lotion at the mall. I called my best friends step dad, & he said he was my dad & came to get me. My parents never found out, but I stopped stealing after that.
  12. #32
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol.
    I started out stealing pens/pencils & make up, the more I got away with the more I stole. So I started taking CDs. I didn't get caught ever until I stole some Bath & Body works lotion at the mall. I called my best friends step dad, & he said he was my dad & came to get me. My parents never found out, but I stopped stealing after that.

  13. #33
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol.
    I started out stealing pens/pencils & make up, the more I got away with the more I stole. So I started taking CDs. I didn't get caught ever until I stole some Bath & Body works lotion at the mall. I called my best friends step dad, & he said he was my dad & came to get me. My parents never found out, but I stopped stealing after that.

    That wasn't free, did you pay him back?
  14. #34
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Nah Boner, I was 16. He use to smoke w us & give us a lil alcohol sometimes so I knew he would go along w the security guy & come & get me.
  15. #35
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    He didn't forget. You should pay up!
  16. #36
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mashlehash It's Darren

  17. #37
    HTS highlight reel
  18. #38
    Admin African Astronaut
    I remember robbing a concession stand for cases of candy back in middle school. And we broke into a storage space, and a house, and some other places, and a high school, and an office for the school bus system. Along with shoplifting and vandalism.

    Good grief. I was bad back them...
  19. #39
    whoami Tuskegee Airman
    nigger
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  20. #40
    Originally posted by whoami I was an autistic child and didn't really understand the concept of theft or dishonesty in general. Up until the age of 10 or so I was perpetually victimized by my peers, who were much less intellectually developed but more socially aware than I. In high school I managed to turn the tables and steal thousands of dollars worth of stuff from people while pinning most of it on others. The first significant thing I remember stealing is an expensive mountain bicycle that an obnoxious douchebag I hated left unlocked outside the school. I lived in a small town and couldn't really sell or fence it without getting caught so I just rode it down to a nearby lake and tossed it off the end of a dock, then spread a rumour that an older kid with a truck had stolen it and parted it out in the nearest city.

    Let's get it.
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