home depot milfs

1. 2019-04-18 at 2:32 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   like a strong man buying pipe
2. 2019-04-18 at 7:44 PM UTC

   #2
   We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
   Yes, the ignorant women that wander around home depot because they don't know they could find better prices and customer service elsewhere.
3. 2019-04-18 at 7:47 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   What’s wrong with Home Depot? ^
4. 2019-04-18 at 9:38 PM UTC

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   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   "Heyyy there, I was also looking for a uh... new wireless computer mouse, mind if I shop with you?"
5. 2019-04-18 at 9:41 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   "You doing some home improvement sir?"
   
   "No I'm trying to make the worlds longest crack smoking apparatus"
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   • gadzooks
6. 2019-04-18 at 9:45 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Ghost "You doing some home improvement sir?"
   
   "No I'm trying to make the worlds longest crack smoking apparatus"

   
   That reminds me of back when I was living out of a minivan, and went into a Home Depot to find the parts to make a custom urinal in the back (having to get out of a car to take a piss outdoors multiple times a day becomes quite tedious).
   
   I was trying to describe all the parts I needed, but didn't really want to say outright what it was for... Eventually he was like "ohh, it sounds like you want to build a beer bong... we get young guys in here all the time trying to make those."
   
   So I was just like... "Yeah, a beer bong! I'm building a beer bong."
7. 2019-04-18 at 9:47 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

   Originally posted by -mal- What’s wrong with Home Depot? ^

   
   
   
   Absolutely nothing, although I much prefer Menard's (if you have one locally). My local Menard's is brand new, two stories tall with a totally separate gigantic barn outbuilding to house lumber. The freaking place is ginourmous! They have so much crap that I usually just try to find an associate to show me where things are.
8. 2019-04-18 at 10:42 PM UTC

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   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by stl1 Absolutely nothing, although I much prefer Menard's (if you have one locally). My local Menard's is brand new, two stories tall with a totally separate gigantic barn outbuilding to house lumber. The freaking place is ginourmous! They have so much crap that I usually just try to find an associate to show me where things are.

   
   Menards was made for women...
9. 2019-04-18 at 10:44 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by 🐿 Menards was made for women…

   
   Strong enough for a man; made for a woman.
10. 2019-04-18 at 11:04 PM UTC

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    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    lookin 4 dat black caulk
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    • gadzooks
11. 2019-04-18 at 11:14 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

    Originally posted by 🐿 Menards was made for women…

    
    
    
    
    Is that because wimmins can never make their minds up?
    
    lol