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  1. Ghost Black Hole
    That meth smoking whore
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I think she quit and is doing ok for herself. Her and what's his name..
  3. CandyRein Black Hole
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  4. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    drugged out on the red bull
  5. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 drugged out on the red bull

    That stuff is delicious... it's just way overpriced.
  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    get the thai stuff from an asian store instead. comes in a squat little bronze can
  7. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by gadzooks My first, and last, Internet-originating relationship was in ~1999 with a chick I met on Napster chat who lived in a neighboring town.

    We would chat, talk on the phone occasionally, etc…

    I went to meet her, and when I got there she told me "BRB" and then took off…

    I have never trusted any such kind of relationship since.

    Ouch!
  8. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra get the thai stuff from an asian store instead. comes in a squat little bronze can

    Is that the stuff red bull is based off of? Seems like I was reading about that a long time ago.
  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Yeah it was originally a Thai drink; the taste is about the same except it's not aerated so it tastes a bit more like a syrup
  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by gadzooks My first, and last, Internet-originating relationship was in ~1999 with a chick I met on Napster chat who lived in a neighboring town.

    We would chat, talk on the phone occasionally, etc…

    I went to meet her, and when I got there she told me "BRB" and then took off…

    I have never trusted any such kind of relationship since.

    In 1999 I was 15 and Iā€™m older than you , how old were you 10? šŸ˜‹
  11. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by CASPER Y'all are very forward. Took me like 7 years of back and forth and smalltalk before I could get a forum wimmen to even touch my weiner.

    There's so much more to the grand dance.

    You've got to go through at least 5 years of meaningless chat before you can graduate to carefully composed tasteful pictures of your dick half-chub. Approximately 6 months ufrom this point, you can engage in awkward, vague cyber sex until which time you blow $400 on a plane ticket to go meet a stranger to actually happens to be a 20 year old dude.

    How uncouth!

    back on DH we could send the cock pic first then have the cybersex then drive 100 miles and either bang or shoot dependin on if the info was correct or not
  12. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    all in 3 days
  13. I just went to the local pub if I wanted some strange...5 min walk.
  14. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Octavian Ouch!

    I can totally see why.... u put up a wall after that incident.... it probably wasn't the fact that u courted her on the internet ...she just sounds like a flake and didn't have the guts to tell you she wasn't interested in your looks when she first saw you... you could have just as easily met another woman on the internet and had a fantastic long lasting relationship... try to keep every incident independent of others. It probably wasn't the medium of communication that was the problem ...it was the individual behind the computer screen.
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  15. Originally posted by WellHung It probably wasn't the medium of communication that was the problem …it was the individual behind the computer screen.

    Indeed.
  16. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Indeed.

    Jig, I miss you on the weekends and evenings around here. I'm really thankful you came over here after dh. Uve done a lot for me. ty for that.šŸ‘
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  17. Originally posted by WellHung Jig, I miss you on the weekends and evenings around here. I'm really thankful you came over here after dh. Uve done a lot for me. ty for that.šŸ‘

    And oh, when I'm old and wise
    Heavy words that tossed and blew me
    Like Autumn winds that will blow right through me
    And someday in the mist of time
    When they ask you if you knew me
    Remember that You were a friend of mine
    As the final curtain falls before my eyes
    Oh when I'm Old and wise
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  18. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    my belly hurts from driving my one ton truck down 40 miles of washboard country roads
  19. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    did turdfergus sit on ur lap
  20. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I don't know that Nigga
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