2019-04-17 at 8:47 AM UTC
One big life achievement at a time. Let's work on the Jay Oh Bee first big pimpin
2019-04-17 at 9:12 AM UTC
~L J~
African Astronaut
[this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
I feel like this week is already too long and it’s not even half over yet! :-/
2019-04-17 at 1:03 PM UTC
Much better today...
with everything that’s been going down- its nice when all the ‘head’ fog fades and things are ‘re-seen’ with much more/better clarity...
*WINNING☺️
2019-04-17 at 3:20 PM UTC
Ha. Counterfeit ass. I'm eating lunch right now with money out of my own pocket.
You? You might as well pull a pretty ricki and bunk up with a pole.
2019-04-17 at 4:18 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Like a fool! Ive been walking around my place of work with a chocolate mustache. Oy!!!
2019-04-18 at 1:49 AM UTC
Originally posted by Schplew
It's not hard to afford Mickey D's, bud….
If someone calls you "bud" , that's how you know they're friends
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2019-04-18 at 2:18 AM UTC
very grateful for Dorene.❤
2019-04-18 at 2:29 AM UTC
Y'all are very forward. Took me like 7 years of back and forth and smalltalk before I could get a forum wimmen to even touch my weiner.
There's so much more to the grand dance.
You've got to go through at least 5 years of meaningless chat before you can graduate to carefully composed tasteful pictures of your dick half-chub. Approximately 6 months ufrom this point, you can engage in awkward, vague cyber sex until which time you blow $400 on a plane ticket to go meet a stranger to actually happens to be a 20 year old dude.
How uncouth!
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2019-04-18 at 2:31 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
My first, and last, Internet-originating relationship was in ~1999 with a chick I met on Napster chat who lived in a neighboring town.
We would chat, talk on the phone occasionally, etc...
I went to meet her, and when I got there she told me "BRB" and then took off...
I have never trusted any such kind of relationship since.
2019-04-18 at 2:32 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
If I can't look into her eyes IRL first, no romance allowed.
