The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

1. 2015-09-27 at 10:59 PM UTC

   #1501
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   ok. It's just 1mg etizolam and 1/2 a two liter bottle filled with seeds, I usually take 2/3 of a bottle worth. I think these seeds are just stronger than normal, because I don't nod like this when I mix etiz and methadone. I hate nodding.
   
   
   you are a helpful son of a bitch, sophist

   
   One does what one can.
2. 2015-09-27 at 11:06 PM UTC

   #1502
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Ooooooo page 100.
3. 2015-09-27 at 11:36 PM UTC

   #1503
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   101 now
   
   ronpaul.gif
4. 2015-09-27 at 11:42 PM UTC

   #1504
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   101 now
   
   ronpaul.gif

   
   Still 100 for me, lol. But i'll take a ronpaul.gif when i can.
   
5. 2015-09-28 at 12:10 AM UTC

   #1505
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Page 38.
6. 2015-09-28 at 3:27 AM UTC

   #1506
   

   Dissociator African Astronaut
   HELL YEAH 100TH PAGE
7. 2015-09-28 at 5:45 AM UTC

   #1507
   arthur treacher African Astronaut
   I'm stuck at my friends house because he has a flat tire and because I didn't drive here. Also my license is suspended. What kind of fuckface doesn't have a donut tire in their trunk? The kind of cornfed hoosier fuckfaces I hang around with, apparently. Now I have to sleep on a couch that people often use to copulate.
8. 2015-09-28 at 8:39 AM UTC

   #1508
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Maybe I should start posting on one of the chans, document my suffering and journey (mein kampf), raise attention and sympathy through emotional manipulation and other tactics to increase the chance of receiving helpful advice.
   
   Help me, I've become a literal hikikomori and have lost control of my life. How do I become normal and join the human world? Will report back with results of suggestions.
   
   Followed by a saga of autistic blunders.
9. 2015-09-28 at 9:57 AM UTC

   #1509
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   But I thought you surpassed human limitations :\
10. 2015-09-28 at 3:01 PM UTC

    #1510
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Maybe I should start posting on one of the chans, document my suffering and journey (mein kampf), raise attention and sympathy through emotional manipulation and other tactics to increase the chance of receiving helpful advice.
    
    Help me, I've become a literal hikikomori and have lost control of my life. How do I become normal and join the human world? Will report back with results of suggestions.
    
    Followed by a saga of autistic blunders.

    
    Kek, which board Malice? Oh better idea, make your own board. /Mal/ i'd shitpost there, if only to get it off the ground. Make it on 8chan so we can have loli Sundays.
11. 2015-09-28 at 3:05 PM UTC

    #1511
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Page 38.

    
    All hail superior page lengths. All hail page 38.
12. 2015-09-28 at 4:12 PM UTC

    #1512
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    All hail superior page lengths. All hail page 38.

    
    longer loading times
    
    did you think this through?
13. 2015-09-28 at 8:01 PM UTC

    #1513
    SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    that feel when ur deep in meditation naked cos thats when u best meditate and ur dog starts licking ur swanger and it throws off ur focus and u shoo him away but its too late and u've spilled ur seed
14. 2015-09-28 at 8:16 PM UTC

    #1514
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    What I want to know is, how unsafe is it to take etizolam with actual opiates? I hardly ever nod when I just take seeds, but when I take an etiz along with them, I can't hold my damn eyes open. Am I going to die if I keep doing this? It's so euphoric.

    
    I've taken 10+ zopiclone with heroin before and I was fine. Ok "fine" means my momma finding me unresponsive with yellow shit coming out my mouth and her crying, but eventually I woke up and told her to gtfo and I was a-ok.
15. 2015-09-28 at 8:18 PM UTC

    #1515
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Everytime someone asks for a pint of Coors Light I die a little inside. It hurts even more my lanyard has to be advertising Coors Light.
16. 2015-09-28 at 10:16 PM UTC

    #1516
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I thought of an interesting gig for a homeless person some time ago:
    Insane homeless death run experience! $5
    
    With the modern world lacking in the excitement of times past where people regularly feared for their lives, this would be an experience you would rarely get elsewhere. It starts with you throwing something at them followed by a 5 minute period you have to escape by any means necessary while they run after you full speed screaming, shrieking, and snarling in a murderous rage.
17. 2015-09-28 at 10:17 PM UTC

    #1517
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Everytime someone asks for a pint of Coors Light I die a little inside. It hurts even more my lanyard has to be advertising Coors Light.

    
    Would rather drink my own piss
    
18. 2015-09-29 at 2:39 AM UTC

    #1518
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Drinking some Nosferatu from Great Lakes Brewing Company, good shit but I wish they'd sell it in a six pack and not just fours.
19. 2015-09-29 at 3 AM UTC

    #1519
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Goddamn! Look at these areolae: http://imgur.com/a/GMwNv
20. 2015-09-29 at 3:06 AM UTC

    #1520
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Then i thought, would i feel bad for robbing an old man of his pain medication he's probably getting for terminal illness?

    Ehh, he'd get new patches with a police report and a new script from his doctor. You should have followed him home and waited for his old ass to go to sleep. The old codger might have had some valuables too.