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So the parking ticket costs more than it does to park...

  1. 2019-04-16 at 11:52 AM UTC
    #81
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby sorry but not sorry, this is the first time I didn't read a garbage post. please go smoke a bowl and jerk yourself off to sleep fucko, you're not doing anything for yourself in this thread.

    *obviously read my post*
  2. 2019-04-16 at 12:40 PM UTC
    #82
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    How about the little bastards walk to school like we did...we didn't have no fucking school busses..we walked or went on our bikes, lazy motherfuckers...no wonder America is so fucking fat!
  3. 2019-04-16 at 1:17 PM UTC
    #83
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Lost my parking ticket while ago had to pay $25. Don't know why I put it in my pocket to begin with, never dun sid that again.
  4. 2019-04-16 at 1:19 PM UTC
    #84
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Fake plates with quick connect wingnuts cost nothing (assuming you steal the plates). Just apply to your vehicle after parking and be sure to remove before you head out.
  5. 2019-04-16 at 4:50 PM UTC
    #85
    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    ^ Easier and less illegal to just park backwards about 2 inches from the wall.
  6. 2019-04-16 at 4:52 PM UTC
    #86
    Schplew Houston
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson How about the little bastards walk to school like we did…we didn't have no fucking school busses..we walked or went on our bikes, lazy motherfuckers…no wonder America is so fucking fat!

    That and all the processed food. 👍
  7. 2019-04-16 at 4:58 PM UTC
    #87
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby yeah but thats completely irrelevant and a non-sequitur to what we are talking about. we're talking about me… no the bus driver that runs over. school bus's here in murica tell you to not cross in front of the bus so your little shit doesn't get merked… like why would you cross infront of a moving vehicle unless you were high or drunk? seems like negligence on the bus drivers fault, probably a woman driver.

    this is why america is chocked full with retards.

    because natural selection has been prevented from taking its course.
  8. 2019-04-16 at 5 PM UTC
    #88
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Technologist The point of traffic laws are for safety. If I can make a safe maneuver when no one is around sure; and if I get caught I’ll take the blame 100%. Going around a bus you 100% cannot see in front of, is seriously dangerous.

    not just for safety, most of it is for income to the state.

    which is why theres a load of laws that doesnt make senses.
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  9. 2019-04-16 at 5:02 PM UTC
    #89
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny not just for safety, most of it is for income to the state.

    Indeed...these bumhole little Texas one horse towns do this and that's their main revenue!

    There is one I've been through a few times where they have the signs posted 70 and then literally 30ft after it 50..(someone hidden in bushes)....the cop just sits around the bend and collects $$$$$ for this shithole town.
  10. 2019-04-16 at 5:06 PM UTC
    #90
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Indeed…these bumhole little Texas one horse towns do this and that's their main revenue!

    There is one I've been through a few times where they have the signs posted 70 and then literally 30ft after it 50..(someone hidden in bushes)….the cop just sits around the bend and collects $$$$$ for this shithole town.

    is bribing the cops widespread there ?
  11. 2019-04-16 at 5:08 PM UTC
    #91
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny is bribing the cops widespread there ?

    Louisiana is worse.

    The judge literally gets a % of the $$ on the ticket and the cop too! talk about conflict of interest, and they target out of state plates. I know of people who drive around Louisiana rather than go through it.
  12. 2019-04-16 at 5:39 PM UTC
    #92
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Louisiana is worse.

    The judge literally gets a % of the $$ on the ticket and the cop too! talk about conflict of interest, and they target out of state plates. I know of people who drive around Louisiana rather than go through it.

    no, i mean is it possible for you to give the cops some money, like half of what a ticket would cost you so they dont give you a ticket ?
  13. 2019-04-16 at 5:41 PM UTC
    #93
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no, i mean is it possible for you to give the cops some money, like half of what a ticket would cost you so they dont give you a ticket ?

    Not really, no. It's not commonplace and the risk isnt really worth the reward lest they end up charging you with bribery on top of it so they can brag to the boys at the precinct and such.
  14. 2019-04-16 at 5:42 PM UTC
    #94
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no, i mean is it possible for you to give the cops some money, like half of what a ticket would cost you so they dont give you a ticket ?

    Sure, money or ass works on some I suppose.

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  15. 2019-04-16 at 5:43 PM UTC
    #95
    Schplew Houston
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Louisiana is worse.

    The judge literally gets a % of the $$ on the ticket and the cop too! talk about conflict of interest, and they target out of state plates. I know of people who drive around Louisiana rather than go through it.

    I also seen a documentary where their prison system is basically for profit. Also there drug sentencing laws are egregiously unfair... I'd avoid living in that ass backwards cesspool at all costs.
  16. 2019-04-16 at 5:47 PM UTC
    #96
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Schplew I also seen a documentary where their prison system is basically for profit. Also there drug sentencing laws are egregiously unfair… I'd avoid living in that ass backwards cesspool at all costs.

    That's the entire United States.
  17. 2019-04-16 at 5:54 PM UTC
    #97
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Not really, no. It's not commonplace and the risk isnt really worth the reward lest they end up charging you with bribery on top of it so they can brag to the boys at the precinct and such.

    whats the point of having a capitalistic society when capitals wont do you good.
  18. 2019-04-16 at 5:55 PM UTC
    #98
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sure, money or ass works on some I suppose.


    so your into officer porns.

    yes.
  19. 2019-04-16 at 5:57 PM UTC
    #99
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny whats the point of having a capitalistic society when capitals wont do you good.

    Exactly. Needs more socialism
  20. 2019-04-16 at 7:26 PM UTC
    #100
    Technologist victim of incest
    100
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