Next week I will...

1. 2019-04-15 at 3:41 PM UTC

   #41
   

   Schplew Houston

   Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Son, you'd bust a nut in your boxers watching her walk around the house in shorts waiting on your spaghetti o's to warm up

   
   I've already done that before long before you came around... although it was electronically, I must add... Paige is chock full of secrets... and you thought she told you everything.
2. 2019-04-15 at 3:42 PM UTC

   #42
   

   Schplew Houston

   Originally posted by Sudo This is why you live in roadside motels and have nothing to live for

   
   Actually I live in motels that are lakeside... Lake Michigan that is.👍
3. 2019-04-15 at 3:46 PM UTC

   #43
   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Schplew I've already done that before long before you came around… although it was electronically, I must add… Paige is chock full of secrets… and you thought she told you everything.

   
   Pole probably has more of a shot than you. How does that make you feel lol
4. 2019-04-15 at 5:09 PM UTC

   #44
   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Schplew I've already done that before long before you came around… although it was electronically, I must add… Paige is chock full of secrets… and you thought she told you everything.

   
   Matt, you would post anything you could about me if ya had anything or inbox it to someone sad titty fat boy.
5. 2019-04-15 at 5:24 PM UTC

   #45
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   best way to answer the phone while looking for a job is say "Aloha" they will never forget you.
6. 2019-04-15 at 5:28 PM UTC

   #46
   

   Schplew Houston

   Originally posted by 🐿 Matt, you would post anything you could about me if ya had anything or inbox it to someone sad titty fat boy.

   
   Obviously you're not a poker player... you never show your full hand right away. Don't be ashamed, paige... this was before Larry came along. I don't think he expects you to have the past of the Virgin Mary.👍
7. 2019-04-15 at 6:38 PM UTC

   #47
   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]

   Originally posted by Octavian ITT: failures and procrastinators

   
   Yea... I was supposed to go do shit today, instead I got up at noon and made some breakfast.
8. 2019-04-15 at 6:56 PM UTC

   #48
   

   Schplew Houston
   Octavian please tell us about the time you encountered the saltie in the Billabong.
9. 2019-04-15 at 9:08 PM UTC

   #49
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Pure savage lad
10. 2019-04-16 at 1:37 PM UTC

    #50
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    Been offered another job! On my doorstep, more moniez and less commuting!
    
    !!!YES!!!
    
    I just need to fap less and get more definition and this week's goals have been smashed.
    
    
    
    1. Secure a job
    
    2. Increase definition
    
    3. Read more books
    
    4. Masturbate less
    
    5. Improve diet
    
    
    BE INSPIRED NIGS!!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • gadzooks
11. 2019-04-16 at 1:46 PM UTC

    #51
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Masturbation is good for you, relieves stress, burns calories, makes you feel good etc...why lessen that?
12. 2019-04-16 at 1:59 PM UTC

    #52
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Masturbation is good for you, relieves stress, burns calories, makes you feel good etc…why lessen that?

    
    Temporary testosterone build up can be beneficial. Have you not seen raging bull?
13. 2019-04-16 at 2:01 PM UTC

    #53
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Octavian Temporary testosterone build up can be beneficial. Have you not seen raging bull?

    
    Too much Baby batter in your sacks clouds your decision making skills.
14. 2019-04-16 at 2:03 PM UTC

    #54
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Too much Baby batter in your sacks clouds your decision making skills.

    
    Confidence inhibitor
15. 2019-04-16 at 2:08 PM UTC

    #55
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Masturbation is good for you, relieves stress, burns calories, makes you feel good etc…why lessen that?

    
    Of all the commonly recurring self-improvement tropes, to fap or not to fap has always been a definite bone of contention.
    
    There are a lot of arguments in favor of both sides.
    
    I think one common reason that people, especially men and not women, will see as a potential gain in reducing (or even eliminating altogether) masturbation is that it might lead to stronger drive and motivation in life (perhaps via a build up over time of certain hormones like Testosterone).
    
    Personally, I tend to subscribe to that camp, but within reason. There are full blown no-fap folks who think going entire months without will turn them into wizards or something. My personal goal is just to avoid those days where I find myself masturbating like 5 times a day. Once every few days usually feels like a by-product of a busier life, since I literally just forget to do it some days. Five times a day, though, and I feel like I'm stagnating in life in a major way.
16. 2019-04-16 at 2:10 PM UTC

    #56
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    You guys have a lot of trouble with those potatoes of yours, dontcha?
17. 2019-04-16 at 2:14 PM UTC

    #57
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by gadzooks There are full blown no-fap folks who think going entire months without will turn them into wizards or something.

    
    I don't believe this at all, you just end up sexually frustrated and highly focused on "getting some"...how the fuck can you concentrate on anything other than sex when you are blue balled.
    
    It's like the golden rule about knocking one out before you go on a first date, you'll have a better more relaxed date if you don't have baby batter on the brain...and should you get lucky you'll perform better/longer too as you've already shot your load once.
18. 2019-04-16 at 2:21 PM UTC

    #58
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I don't believe this at all, you just end up sexually frustrated and highly focused on "getting some"…how the fuck can you concentrate on anything other than sex when you are blue balled.
    
    It's like the golden rule about knocking one out before you go on a first date, you'll have a better more relaxed date if you don't have baby batter on the brain…and should you get lucky you'll perform better/longer too as you've already shot your load once.

    
    I agree somewhat with the latter paragraph albeit I think this can take away the excitable drive and leave you like a neutered animal temporarily.
19. 2019-04-17 at 12:14 AM UTC

    #59
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]

    Originally posted by gadzooks Of all the commonly recurring self-improvement tropes, to fap or not to fap has always been a definite bone of contention.
    
    There are a lot of arguments in favor of both sides.

    
    Physiological effects aside, it's probably beneficial in that it helps self-discipline which is probably a big factor in getting things in order.
20. 2019-04-24 at 4:08 PM UTC

    #60
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    Got the job, start Monday! Had a long Easter holiday.
    
    Fuck yeah!