Next week I will...

1. 2019-04-14 at 10:46 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   1. Secure a job.
   
   2. Increase definition
   
   3. Read more books
   
   4. Masturbate less
   
   5. Improve diet
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2. 2019-04-14 at 10:51 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   You're gonna get a job in a week?
3. 2019-04-14 at 10:52 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by Ghost You're gonna get a job in a week?

   
   Watch me.
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4. 2019-04-15 at 11:11 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Schplew Houston
   Got that job yet, Mr. Ambitious?👍
5. 2019-04-15 at 11:30 AM UTC

   #5
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   This new emoji posting sploo seems more passive aggressive and feminine
6. 2019-04-15 at 11:35 AM UTC

   #6
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I always thought Sploo was somewhat of a legend around here.
   
   I find myself underwhelmed by this "version".
7. 2019-04-15 at 11:35 AM UTC

   #7
   

   Schplew Houston

   Originally posted by Sudo This new emoji posting sploo seems more passive aggressive and feminine

   
   You seem like a massive douchebag. Is that why they call u Beta Bob?
8. 2019-04-15 at 11:35 AM UTC

   #8
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   thats plurals for ya, you never know what you're gonna get.
9. 2019-04-15 at 11:37 AM UTC

   #9
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Schplew You seem like a massive douchebag. Is that why they call u Beta Bob?

   
   cringe
   
   Are you tiny penis? You seem like a tinypenis
10. 2019-04-15 at 11:39 AM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost You're gonna get a job in a week?

    
    Easier than you think.
11. 2019-04-15 at 11:40 AM UTC

    #11
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    Don't be mean to schplew he's a good kid just trying to make his way in the world.
12. 2019-04-15 at 11:53 AM UTC

    #12
    

    Schplew Houston
    And a harsh, cruel world it is, Ghosty...
13. 2019-04-15 at 11:57 AM UTC

    #13
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    in one week, OP will be...
    
    1. unemployed
    2. fat
    3. illiterate
    4. masturbating 3+ times a day
    5. fat
14. 2019-04-15 at 12:02 PM UTC

    #14
    

    Schplew Houston

    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III in one week, OP will be…
    
    1. unemployed
    2. fat
    3. illiterate
    4. masturbating 3+ times a day
    5. fat

    
    Can you get him a job as a dishwasher? Get yourself some help before you get fired.
15. 2019-04-15 at 12:07 PM UTC

    #15
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Order up Matt!
16. 2019-04-15 at 12:07 PM UTC

    #16
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III in one week, OP will be…
    
    4. masturbating 3 times a day

    
    I certainly hope I can achieve such chastity and restraint in one week. That'd be a huge drop though.
    
    #LifeGoals.
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17. 2019-04-15 at 12:07 PM UTC

    #17
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    He claimed he was going to get a job, when we all know that he didn't do a god damn thing.
    
    On the other hand,
    
    No nevermind. No story time. Just Octavian reminding me of my own personal victories of actually getting a job.
18. 2019-04-15 at 12:08 PM UTC

    #18
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Schplew Can you get him a job as a dishwasher? Get yourself some help before you get fired.

    
    youre just triggered because you sit in the house and smoke meth all day.
19. 2019-04-15 at 12:10 PM UTC

    #19
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by mashlehash He claimed he was going to get a job, when we all know that he didn't do a god damn thing.
    
    On the other hand,
    
    No nevermind. No story time. Just Octavian reminding me of my own personal victories of actually getting a job.

    
    Did you really? Congrats.
    
    I remember you were taking massive amounts of DXM then going out job hunting. Did it work? Is bundy a performance enhancing drug?
20. 2019-04-15 at 12:10 PM UTC

    #20
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Good shit Mash