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  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    So drunk right now. anyone else? Show of hands?
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  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    Ok ..now I gotta watch the video ๐Ÿ˜‹
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  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    If money grows on trees I branched out.
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  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    High as a frikn kite ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ
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  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Let me see that ass clap, standing ovation.
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I be laughing to the bank, all you do is giggle.

    (Seriously one of the best rap lines ever).
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  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    For the uninitiated...

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  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    She put that azz up in my handz, I remote control it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‹
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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I feel the warp overtaking me
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    YEEEEA HOE
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Monetary objects thrown from elastic band containment will inspire women to respond to the currently playing music with musically motivated movement.
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
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  13. Technologist victim of incest
    Tired and donโ€™t wanna go to work. Itโ€™s pouring out there.
  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Technologist Tired and donโ€™t wanna go to work. Itโ€™s pouring out there.

    You work on a Sunday? This is gawds day, yo.
  15. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    Not alive.
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  16. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Wrong. U better get woke quick like.
  17. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Keep it moving, lil bitch โค๏ธ
  18. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    I'm moving it darlin.
  19. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Muah๐Ÿ˜›
  20. Octavian motherfucker
    I'm convinced I have a brain tumor and docotors over here would rather save moniez and let shit become inoperable before actually looking into it.

    I'm going to say I'm getting regular nose bleeds as well as headaches.
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