The Day Drinking Thread

1. 2019-04-12 at 8:12 PM UTC

   #141
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Krow why is everyone an alcoholic in the UK?

   
   I'm Canadian... Technically still Commonwealth, but slightly different.
2. 2019-04-12 at 8:12 PM UTC

   #142
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   We got the Queen on our monies but we got our own sovereignty.
3. 2019-04-13 at 1:03 AM UTC

   #143
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Go get help.
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   • gadzooks
4. 2019-04-13 at 4:59 AM UTC

   #144
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by gadzooks
   
   10% alcohol content niggas.
   
   Now that's a day drinking beer.

   
   is it sweet ? the problem i have with strong beers is that they are added with sugars or sucroses.
5. 2019-04-14 at 12:35 PM UTC

   #145
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jυicebox
   
   Y'all are slackin

   
   This was the beginning of binge that saw that entire bottle and another one almost completely consumed within 48 hours with very little sleep involved
   
   I woke up Friday morning twenty pounds lighter with that distinct feeling of death and there is what appears to be blood all over the back of my toilet and my piss looks like coffee
   
   I'm about 50% sure I'm now suffering from hypovolemic shock
   
   And there's a really badass rifle on my nightstand, I sure hope I didn't steal it
   
   And there's exactly 29 rounds in the magazine. Hopefully that's just because I can't count, but...
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6. 2019-04-14 at 12:38 PM UTC

   #146
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny is it sweet ? the problem i have with strong beers is that they are added with sugars or sucroses.

   
   I don't remember too many specifics about how it tastes, but it was definitely not a beer you drink casually. I think it's entire purpose is to facilitate the onset of drunkenness.
7. 2019-04-14 at 12:39 PM UTC

   #147
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Jυicebox This was the beginning of a three day binge that saw that entire bottle and another one almost completely consumed
   
   There is what appears to be blood all over the back of my toilet and my piss looks like coffee
   
   I'm about 50% sure I'm now suffering from hypovolemic shock

   
   Jesus.
   
   I hope your situation has started improving?
8. 2019-04-14 at 12:40 PM UTC

   #148
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Literally posted minutes ago. Nevermind.
   
   But, Juicebox, let us know how things turn out.
9. 2019-04-14 at 12:42 PM UTC

   #149
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Its improved slightly in some ways, worsened in others since Friday morning
   
   Might go get checked out if I'm not feeling better tomorrow
   
   All of my grapefruit juice is gone though so it might just be that
10. 2019-04-14 at 12:47 PM UTC

    #150
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Do you drink the grapefruit juice for its hepatic enzyme inhibiting effects?
11. 2019-04-14 at 12:48 PM UTC

    #151
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It was actually only two days. Edited.
    
    Apparently I cussed out my mom for the way I was treated as a kid and I was apparently creeping on my sister pretty hard. Haven't quite figured that one out yet, lol
12. 2019-04-14 at 12:49 PM UTC

    #152
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by gadzooks Do you drink the grapefruit juice for its hepatic enzyme inhibiting effects?

    
    Nah, I just like the taste. It does make opioids stronger though
13. 2019-04-14 at 12:50 PM UTC

    #153
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Jυicebox I was apparently creeping on my sister pretty hard.

    
    
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14. 2019-04-14 at 1:05 PM UTC

    #154
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    And there's exactly 29 rounds in the magazine. Hopefully that's just because I can't count, but…

    
    This honestly has me freaking out a bit. Doesn't look like it's been fired though so it's probably fine and I've been having panic attacks non-stop since I woke up. And EXTREME fatigue
    
    I really ought to quit drinking, at the very least I should find something to replace it with
15. 2019-04-14 at 1:07 PM UTC

    #155
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    I've still got two beers left but will have to wait till my sister picks up my niece.
16. 2019-04-14 at 1:12 PM UTC

    #156
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    Juice,
    The gun thing scares me too. Is there a way that you can tell if it was fired? I barely remember days of drinking into blackouts, but I did some wack stuff and didn’t realize it till I woke up.
    I hope everything turns out ok.
    
    You really should get checked out. The dark urine thing isn’t a big deal. It comes from dehydration, and or drinking a lot of coffee or dark sodas. I’m more concerned about the blood on your toilet.
17. 2019-04-14 at 1:14 PM UTC

    #157
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Technologist Juice,
    The gun thing scares me too. Is there a way that you can tell if it was fired? I barely remember days of drinking into blackouts, but I did some wack stuff and didn’t realize it till I woke up.
    I hope everything turns out ok.
    
    You really should get checked out. The dark urine thing isn’t a big deal. It comes from dehydration, and or drinking a lot of coffee or dark sodas. I’m more concerned about the blood on your toilet.

    
    There is zero fouling on any of the components so I don't believe it was fired
    
    I think that blood might've just been grapefruit juice mixed with whiskey lol
18. 2019-04-14 at 1:19 PM UTC

    #158
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    It’s craxy when things like this happen. You sit there and try to put it all together, but usually you have to find out from others.
19. 2019-04-14 at 1:58 PM UTC

    #159
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Putting that last round in can be a bitch and a half. I often let it go and didn't put it in. I doubt you stole it though unless you knew somebody who had one like it beforehand. There's no way in fuck you'dve stole it from a gun store and still be poasting here.
20. 2019-04-14 at 2:20 PM UTC

    #160
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by DietPiano Putting that last round in can be a bitch and a half. I often let it go and didn't put it in. I doubt you stole it though unless you knew somebody who had one like it beforehand. There's no way in fuck you'dve stole it from a gun store and still be poasting here.

    
    That was mostly a joke, I've never even seen one before IRL, pretty sure if I stole one from somebody I'd be dead