User Controls

What are you doing at the moment

  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by mashlehash Why don't you want to hook up?


    are you goin faggot?


    I DON'T EDEN GET MOVED, LANNY

    I'm getting ready to drink

    If she got her act together immediately, sure I'd let her come over and fuck her throat.

    But I'd still think she was a selfish, spoiled, self centered, angsty little rich girl at least until proven otherwise.


    The thing I'm getting more as I get older, is that someone jiving with me is at least as important as how attractive they are. You could be a fucking supermodel...but if you have annoying habits, you're demanding, entitled, whiny, self centered, etc....I'm not going to want to have anything to do with you.

    I straight up told her "I was debating just holding my tongue and seeing how long until we fucked, but every time you say some pretentious whiny shit, I'm SO resentful of you I feel like I'll explode."

    Or maybe she was just angling for a hate fuck. Who knows? Don't care.
  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    As a wise man named Al Bundy said... Let’s Rock 🤟🏽😋❤️

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Spent 40 min trying to decide what to order on Postmates. Finally decided on 2 chicken shish kabobs, rice, salad and a side of hummus with pita. Then I decided I'm not paying $22.78 for that shit. Drank a meal replacement shake, eating an apple, and now I'm going to bullshit around on here for another hour or so until I go to the gym.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Someone build me a workout routine for my frail obese ass.
  5. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by CASPER Someone build me a workout routine for my frail obese ass.

    Give up the droogz first.
  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Octavian Give up the droogz first.

    If you can be at sepulveda/ el segundo blvd in an hour, I'll give you everything I found while I was cleaning out my room. Lol.
  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by CASPER Someone build me a workout routine for my frail obese ass.

    No one seems to take me seriously when I say this loll but I legit lost like 40 lbs in one summer couple of years ago and I actually know a lot about working out .. I have before and after pics like you see on tv and everything .. you seem hella focused that’s the hardest part


    Ot

    About to charge my phone and my shoes 😋
  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    Gonna have a toke then practice this moon walk tutorial in my space shoes ...
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by CASPER ass…Texas

    Alexis Texas?
  10. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Sleeping.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Smoking meth and drinking and hoping that life somehow gets different tomorrow.
  12. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by gadzooks Alexis Texas?

    Yeah how do you know mommy?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by CASPER Yeah how do you know mommy?

    She hot as fuck.

    She was also in a music video...

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    One last spliff of the night ... What a great frikn Saturday off .. 🤟🏽❤️

    Rain sounds so relaxing right now
  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    My wrist is still clicking popping, sore and my whole body feels like it needs to stretch. Still hitting the gym at 6am. Can't wait u till I actually start seeing results instead of just feeling awful lol.

    I kinda want this wrist to heal though. Idk whether this is normal or something I should prolly have checked out.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    If you can get it checked out definitely do that.. you don’t wanna assume it’s nothing at all and further cause injury ya know , js

    Ot


    Welp... time to wind it on down to some Forensic Files...😇😴

    I don’t know why the episode of South Park “Murder Porn” just popped in my head wth lol
    Haven’t watched that show in forever..


    Where the kids controled what the parents watched... they couldn’t watch their bootleg Forensic Files because it was making them kill their spouses.. so the kids put parental locks on the tv and the parents had to go to the cable company to get the lock off .. but all the cable company did was diq them around ..epic 😋
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. CandyRein Black Hole
    On my way to the store for some ingredients for dinner

    Frikn still raining like crazy😋 ☔️💕
  18. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    gettin high
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. Originally posted by POLECAT gettin high

    same
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    nice,
    side note, the snow is almost gone from my yard and its raining,,,, AND i'm taking my hemp permit up to the state capital tomorrow to get it approved.

    update: I'm high now so I'm just sitting here watching TV wishing Paige would sell her assets and move on up here
Jump to Top