Urinating sitting down is objectively superior

1. 2019-04-12 at 2:36 PM UTC

   #21
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   How do you know the mist is from ur pee and not the shower?
   
   
   
   Oh and all you are gross for peeing in the shower!!
2. 2019-04-12 at 2:37 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Only use the toilet to take a dump. I piss in the sink.
3. 2019-04-12 at 2:37 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
   How can you argue?
4. 2019-04-12 at 3:19 PM UTC

   #24
   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   This might be the funniest thread I've seen on here counting the responses too. Thoroughly enjoyed it, very good read.
5. 2019-04-12 at 3:25 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   I employ the "if it's yellow let it mellow" paradigm too
6. 2019-04-12 at 3:48 PM UTC

   #26
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   If it's brown, flush it down!
7. 2019-04-12 at 3:59 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Bologna Nacho African Astronaut

   Originally posted by stl1 If it's brown, flush it down!

   
   The Browns do that every year
8. 2019-04-12 at 4:11 PM UTC

   #28
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   op, did something went wrong during your circumscion ceremony /?
9. 2019-04-12 at 4:13 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   *Unsubscribes*
10. 2019-04-12 at 4:19 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, 
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11. 2019-04-12 at 4:20 PM UTC

    #31
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator

    
    😂😂😂😂😂
12. 2019-04-12 at 4:21 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    I have been taught to wash my hands after using the bathroom but what if I had to wash my hands before?
13. 2019-04-12 at 4:51 PM UTC

    #33
    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut

    Originally posted by inert_observer lol that never happens to me

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by inert_observer lol that never happens to me

    
    You're not cognitively aware enough to be able to perceive it
14. 2019-04-12 at 5:02 PM UTC

    #34
    

    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Pissing while standing is still good to me.. Sitting would be safer at times tho..
    
    
15. 2019-04-12 at 5:07 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    That would be awkward when taking a piss test if you're male.
16. 2019-04-12 at 5:13 PM UTC

    #36
    

    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

    Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick That would be awkward when taking a piss test if you're male.

    
    I always find it awkward, when the nurse strokes my cock, during..
17. 2019-04-12 at 6:15 PM UTC

    #37
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Posting in a Muslim thread.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • -SpectraL
18. 2019-04-12 at 6:50 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick That would be awkward when taking a piss test if you're male.

    
    Just squat on the sample cup
19. 2019-04-12 at 6:58 PM UTC

    #39
    DontTellEm Black Hole

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator

    
    LOL
20. 2019-04-12 at 7:11 PM UTC

    #40
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

    Originally posted by Octavian Only use the toilet to take a dump. I piss in the sink.

    
    
    
    WTF is up with the pissing in the sink thing???
    
    I went out with a gal who had just had her guy move out of her probably $300,000 house and she told me that he always pissed in the sink. Kinda made me wonder what was wrong with her that she would allow that. She wasn't stupid and owned a children's day care that she only went to for a few hours every day. Is pissing in the sink some sort of power thing or what? I don't get it.