2019-04-08 at 2:39 AM UTC
Bought a $25 gift card from ALDI for my sister's birthday to send her, but then I'm like ahhh no, wtf was I thinking, I'll go back and get a $5 one.
Then I came to my senses and decided there's no way in hell I'm sending her anything other than a text message. Conceited "EVIL" narcissistic bitch.
HAPPY F***ING BIRTHDAY, SHITLIB!
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2019-04-08 at 3:03 AM UTC
tie ribons around your penis.
present it to her.
2019-04-08 at 3:04 AM UTC
post nude selfies of sister
2019-04-09 at 6:01 PM UTC
Got a text from her after i texted her hbd and she said "hey, yeah, i was thinking about calling you. ill call you when i get out of the mountains" 2 days ago. Hasnt called. dont want her to call.
pretentious cunt.
2019-04-09 at 7:26 PM UTC
Either I'm blind which I'm not or I'm too busy ogling the young latina woman who always calls me "baby" when I'm checking out then as I've never seen them.
2019-04-12 at 5:10 AM UTC
She texted me today "Hey I tried to call you but it went straight to voicemail. I have time tonight if you want to call me!".
Except that I DIDN'T GET A CALL FROM HER. Fucking bitch, lying to me and trying to get ME to call her first like always. God forbid she initiate any contact with me first. I'm gonna tell her "Weird, I didn't see a missed call from you. You can call me if tonight if it works for you" or something.
2019-04-12 at 5:13 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
What is it about your sister that bothers you?
2019-04-12 at 5:16 AM UTC
She has Narssisstic PD. If she was an oumce nicer she would have gotten 25 bucks from me, but no.
2019-04-12 at 5:23 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Oh well that's no good
Tell her to get some of that penitentiary in her life
