Urinating sitting down is objectively superior

1. 2019-04-12 at 2:40 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   Try it out and change my mind.
2. 2019-04-12 at 2:41 AM UTC

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   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   but the toilet seat probably has piss on it even if you can't see it
3. 2019-04-12 at 2:44 AM UTC

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   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III but the toilet seat probably has piss on it even if you can't see it

   
   I'll piss standing up in public for sure but at home, not getting piss on your seat is a benefit of pissing while seated.
4. 2019-04-12 at 2:47 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Just piss on the floor and make the maid clean it up wtf is the problem?
5. 2019-04-12 at 2:50 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   Takes too much effort.
6. 2019-04-12 at 2:51 AM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I'm not sure if this is a troll thread or not it's such an antithesis of what I literally stand for. I even get up when I have to pre if I'm shitting
7. 2019-04-12 at 3:06 AM UTC

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   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by AngryOnion Just piss on the floor and make the maid clean it up wtf is the problem?

   
   I have a wife for that.
8. 2019-04-12 at 3:06 AM UTC

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   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Ghost Takes too much effort.

   
   It's actually easier. Never worry about stream control again. Pull down your pants, sit your ass down, hose out and you're done.
9. 2019-04-12 at 3:08 AM UTC

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   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sudo I'm not sure if this is a troll thread or not it's such an antithesis of what I literally stand for. I even get up when I have to pre if I'm shitting

   
   Try it out.
10. 2019-04-12 at 3:11 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    Captain Faggot is a soy4boy of the lowest order. Weed gummies, cummies and peeing sitting down.
11. 2019-04-12 at 3:12 AM UTC

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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Try it out.

    
    even thinking about it made me so mad I bit the webbing on my hand so hard I drew blood. now I'm going to choke a terrier
12. 2019-04-12 at 3:13 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Pull down your pants

    
    
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13. 2019-04-12 at 3:15 AM UTC

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    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo even thinking about it made me so mad I bit the webbing on my hand so hard I drew blood. now I'm going to choke a terrier

    
    Try it out
14. 2019-04-12 at 6 AM UTC

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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
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    It's certainly preferable given my own circumstances, but I can see how it's better for all men too.
    
15. 2019-04-12 at 12:30 PM UTC

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    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Zanick It's certainly preferable given my own circumstances, but I can see how it's better for all men too.

    
    Does your piercing affect your pisshole?
16. 2019-04-12 at 2:28 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Sounds feminine.
17. 2019-04-12 at 2:32 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Lol what???
18. 2019-04-12 at 2:34 PM UTC

    #18
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    There is a world shift going on right now, where men are being turned into feminine wusses. Resist, men. Resist.
19. 2019-04-12 at 2:34 PM UTC

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    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    When I piss standing up in the shower I can feel urine mist on my legs
    
    so it goes without saying that you should piss sitting down unless you want urine mist on your pants and shoes
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20. 2019-04-12 at 2:36 PM UTC

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    inert_observer Houston

    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria When I piss standing up in the shower I can feel urine mist on my legs
    
    so it goes without saying that you should piss sitting down unless you want urine mist on your pants and shoes

    
    lol that never happens to me