The Keto diet killed my baby.

1. 2019-04-08 at 4:37 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   I know I haven't been posting much at all lately.
   Feb 15th I fucked a co-worker in her Chevy Sonic in my mom's driveways.
   We kinda ended up spending the last few weekends together.
   Anyways we found out she was preggo 2 weeks ago.
   But she only eats peanut butter and berries.
   Anyways...
   
   I might start posting again and I might not.
   Right now I just need some time to analyzed my life.
   Love you all very much.
   TTYL
   <3
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2. 2019-04-08 at 4:58 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   You just have weak genetics.
3. 2019-04-08 at 5:03 PM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker
   Lol
4. 2019-04-08 at 5:12 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   keto diet.
   
   interesting.
5. 2019-04-08 at 5:16 PM UTC

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   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   Peanut butter is high in fat
6. 2019-04-08 at 5:20 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   It also gives you the shits if you eat too much of it.
7. 2019-04-08 at 5:36 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Jesus. You a father!! Congrats.
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8. 2019-04-08 at 5:48 PM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker
   Keto diet is shit apart from the fact you can go longer without meals. I had less fucking energy and couldn't concentrate.
9. 2019-04-09 at 4:45 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   The hospital described it as a spontaneous abortion.
   Kinda bummed
10. 2019-04-09 at 5:01 AM UTC

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    Krow African Astronaut
    is 7 weeks long enough to get a positive read? I think you wait 2 months and follow up a few weeks later.
    
    
    Don't feel bad Fona, it could just be a false positive
11. 2019-04-09 at 5:03 AM UTC

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    faggot Yung Blood
    she probably punched herself in the stomach.
12. 2019-04-09 at 5:04 AM UTC

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    Krow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by faggot she probably punched herself in the stomach.

    
    Maybe she didn't want Fona to have to split the abortion cost. that was nice of her to punch herself
13. 2019-04-09 at 5:06 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    Nah I think his sperm is just too weak to produce a healthy offspring. I have already produced one baby with my flawless genetics and Fonaplats is in his 30's lololol
14. 2019-04-09 at 6:03 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Krow Maybe she didn't want Fona to have to split the abortion cost. that was nice of her to punch herself

    
    your mom ought to punch your dad in the balls before taking his penis.
15. 2019-04-09 at 11:36 AM UTC

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    blaster master victim of incest
16. 2019-04-09 at 11:42 AM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Yeah, especially with older moms miscarriages happen all the time.
    
    Just keep trying 👍
17. 2019-04-09 at 11:43 AM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker
    Fona wasn't this the spontaneous pregnancy you were on about with some stripper? Count yourself lucky.
    
    Probably saved yourself an ugly child.
18. 2019-04-09 at 5:05 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Octavian Fona wasn't this the spontaneous pregnancy you were on about with some stripper? Count yourself lucky.
    
    Probably saved yourself an ugly child.

    
    what if its a girl ?
19. 2019-04-09 at 5:10 PM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker
    I didn't refer to a specific gender, can you not read?
20. 2019-04-09 at 5:12 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    having a girl is profitable.
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