2019-04-08 at 4:37 PM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
I know I haven't been posting much at all lately.
Feb 15th I fucked a co-worker in her Chevy Sonic in my mom's driveways.
We kinda ended up spending the last few weekends together.
Anyways we found out she was preggo 2 weeks ago.
But she only eats peanut butter and berries.
Anyways...
I might start posting again and I might not.
Right now I just need some time to analyzed my life.
Love you all very much.
TTYL
<3
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2019-04-08 at 4:58 PM UTC
You just have weak genetics.
2019-04-08 at 5:16 PM UTC
Number13
African Astronaut
[dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
Peanut butter is high in fat
2019-04-08 at 5:20 PM UTC
It also gives you the shits if you eat too much of it.
2019-04-08 at 5:36 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Jesus. You a father!! Congrats.
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2019-04-08 at 5:48 PM UTC
Keto diet is shit apart from the fact you can go longer without meals. I had less fucking energy and couldn't concentrate.
2019-04-09 at 4:45 AM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
The hospital described it as a spontaneous abortion.
Kinda bummed
2019-04-09 at 5:01 AM UTC
is 7 weeks long enough to get a positive read? I think you wait 2 months and follow up a few weeks later.
Don't feel bad Fona, it could just be a false positive
2019-04-09 at 5:03 AM UTC
she probably punched herself in the stomach.
2019-04-09 at 5:06 AM UTC
Nah I think his sperm is just too weak to produce a healthy offspring. I have already produced one baby with my flawless genetics and Fonaplats is in his 30's lololol
2019-04-09 at 11:42 AM UTC
Yeah, especially with older moms miscarriages happen all the time.
Just keep trying 👍
2019-04-09 at 11:43 AM UTC
Fona wasn't this the spontaneous pregnancy you were on about with some stripper? Count yourself lucky.
Probably saved yourself an ugly child.
2019-04-09 at 5:10 PM UTC
I didn't refer to a specific gender, can you not read?
2019-04-09 at 5:12 PM UTC
having a girl is profitable.
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