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  1. #61
    Pillpopper Tuskegee Airman
    Cost me 135 bucks to fill my car yesterday 1.50 a fucking liter

    Damn 5.0 420 horse car
  2. #62
    faggot Yung Blood
    in n out is ridiculously overrated.

    wendys > in n out
  3. #63
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Sweaty feet.
  4. #64
    Octavian motherfucker
    Waking up daily with headaches. I drink plenty of water and sleep with the window open.

    Brain tumor?
  5. #65
    Originally posted by Octavian Waking up daily with headaches. I drink plenty of water and sleep with the window open.

    Brain tumor?

    jaw clenching? this happens to me a lot
  6. #66
    Octavian motherfucker
    No jaw clenching as of yet.

    Mild cerebellum pain and back left quadrant of brain.

    "Ataxia" seems to come up in searches. This can be damage from substance abuse and irregular sleeping pattern, both of which I have suffered from.

    Times like these I wish Malice was alive with his indepth treasure trove of hypercondriac information.
  7. #67
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Octavian No jaw clenching as of yet.

    Mild cerebellum pain and back left quadrant of brain.

    "Ataxia" seems to come up in searches. This can be damage from substance abuse and irregular sleeping pattern, both of which I have suffered from.

    Times like these I wish Malice was alive with his indepth treasure trove of hypercondriac information.

    Ya gotta check yoself before yo wreck yoself
  8. #68
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Octavian No jaw clenching as of yet.

    Mild cerebellum pain and back left quadrant of brain.

    "Ataxia" seems to come up in searches. This can be damage from substance abuse and irregular sleeping pattern, both of which I have suffered from.

    Times like these I wish Malice was alive with his indepth treasure trove of hypercondriac information.


    Oct.
    Stahhhhhhhp. When patients come in, and they’ve googled they’re symptoms, I tell them to “stop it”! Most times they’ve diagnosed themselves with some outrageous illness, and they have a common cold. Or those with rashes thing they’re dying.

    Stahhhhhhhp self diagnosing😡. You’ll drive yourself crazy!
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  9. #69
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Technologist Oct.
    Stahhhhhhhp. When patients come in, and they’ve googled they’re symptoms, I tell them to “stop it”! Most times they’ve diagnosed themselves with some outrageous illness, and they have a common cold. Or those with rashes thing they’re dying.

    Stahhhhhhhp self diagnosing😡. You’ll drive yourself crazy!

    He has got the autism though,right?
  10. #70
    Octavian motherfucker
    Left
  11. #71
    Originally posted by Technologist Oct.
    Stahhhhhhhp. When patients come in, and they’ve googled they’re symptoms, I tell them to “stop it”! Most times they’ve diagnosed themselves with some outrageous illness, and they have a common cold. Or those with rashes thing they’re dying.

    Stahhhhhhhp self diagnosing😡. You’ll drive yourself crazy!

    oh, thank gods.

    my googlings reveal that i have a chronic, late stage pedophillia.

    im glad it isnt true.
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  12. #72
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    My kettle is broke so I keep having to boil water to have a coffee..
  13. #73
    Originally posted by Instigator My kettle is broke so I keep having to boil water to have a coffee..

    Have tea instead.
  14. #74
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm angry and need a new gf. Everyone I hang around is basically black and I need to do a lot of things to have a good life
  15. #75
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Have tea instead.

    Im not gay
  16. #76
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Instigator Im not gay


    Oh come on man, every guy here is gay, just like every woman is a man.
  17. #77
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Got to work and found a $100 bill on my desk, no note, nothing. What to do?
  18. #78
    Originally posted by Bologna Nacho Got to work and found a $100 bill on my desk, no note, nothing. What to do?

    If you are the boss pocket it, if you are not, look for hidden cameras.

    Option 3: Put a note on the notice board, "money found come see me if you lost any" then pocket it...if no one comes to see you knowing the right amount you found then you keep it. You've given everyone reasonable chance to claim it, if it's a setup you can point them to your notice.
  19. #79
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    the song prblms by 6lack goes hard as fuck tho
  20. #80
    Technologist victim of incest
    Here ya go Sudo,

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