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2019-03-27 at 10:44 PM UTCnigger
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2019-03-27 at 10:46 PM UTC
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2019-04-08 at 9:18 AM UTC6'7" 358 lb.
Dogshit shape.
Although somehow just drinking water and not eating a box of cereal a day, I lost 12 pounds in like a week and a half. *shrug*
But yeah my cardio is atrocious and I'm falling apart. Any rational person would probably go to the ER if they felt half as bad as I feel on a daily basis, but I was raised in a faith healing religion so I know that if positive thinking can't fix it, it means you're not thinking hard enough,
My piss is all foamy so my kidneys are probably pretty fucked from a decade plus of heroin. My back is wrecked. My hips are tilted back from sitting in shitty chairs/sleeping on sofas so that causes a ton of pain, and have hyperlordosis/kyphosis. Blood pressure is fucking awful when I'm not on massive amounts of opiates. And apparently my thyroid is royally fucked up, but I never bothered to get blood work done to figure out exactly how. My approach to medicine my entire life has been essentially to rub dirt on it, take a shower and go to sleep.
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2019-04-08 at 1:21 PM UTCYou a tall sonofabitch casper.
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2019-04-08 at 1:24 PM UTC
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2019-04-08 at 1:26 PM UTCI'm already 45.
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2019-04-08 at 1:26 PM UTC11 stone 5 foot 7 32, not totally out of shape tbf,I can just never really be bothered to start lifting weights. Calisthenics interests me though and I do occasionly do cardio at home
Got told ive got early onset lung cancer the other day...so need to start smoking more heroin soon. -
2019-04-08 at 1:35 PM UTCYou dont seem stressed about it
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2019-04-08 at 1:37 PM UTC
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2019-04-08 at 1:40 PM UTCI don't think you should be putting anything into your lungs except air if you have cancer lol
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2019-04-08 at 1:47 PM UTC
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2019-04-08 at 6:58 PM UTC
Originally posted by 🐿 You a tall sonofabitch casper.
I know. It's the only reason I'm not box shaped. Currently more of an upright rectangle.
People like "hurr durr must be awesome bein that tall"
Nah. Shit hurts. Nothing fits. Can't find shoes. Doing dishes is 4x as annoying. Sitting in normal chairs, your knee s get folded to your stomach.
Some girl a couple inches shorter than me came into my work the other day and was massaging her back, and I said "the struggle is real". It is.
But I guess you get to be like 200 lbs overweight and still not have fat guy arms n legs so that's one "pro".
Also being able to hide things from normies easily just by putting them in the top shelf.
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2019-04-08 at 7:08 PM UTCI'm sure ya get a lot of snatch though.
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2019-04-08 at 7:30 PM UTCi think i have a high bmi
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2019-04-08 at 7:34 PM UTCMy BMI is fine I just have shit lungs😎
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2019-04-08 at 7:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER I know. It's the only reason I'm not box shaped. Currently more of an upright rectangle.
People like "hurr durr must be awesome bein that tall"
Nah. Shit hurts. Nothing fits. Can't find shoes. Doing dishes is 4x as annoying. Sitting in normal chairs, your knee s get folded to your stomach.
Some girl a couple inches shorter than me came into my work the other day and was massaging her back, and I said "the struggle is real". It is.
But I guess you get to be like 200 lbs overweight and still not have fat guy arms n legs so that's one "pro".
Also being able to hide things from normies easily just by putting them in the top shelf.
That's all I got for now.
Shit I can imagine. At 6'2" I've always found I'd tend to droop my head a bit to be nearer everybody else's level when talking to people. When I was younger nearly every one of my boys was around 5'8/10ish so I tended to hunch over a lot around them. The last decade or so I've realized this and stand upright more. The odd occasion I do find myself doing it if I'm not paying attention and with shorter people.
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2019-04-08 at 7:57 PM UTC
Originally posted by 🐿 I'm sure ya get a lot of snatch though.
U funny gurl
I haven't been laid in literally years.
Tbf tho I wasn't trying very hard. Like if a chick came up to me at a bar and said "wanna hang out at my apartment and do drugs and fuck?" I probably would've said yes if my crippling anxiety allowed. Outside of that though- if there was much chance of making myself look stupid or feel bad, it was easier to just not try at all. Lol.
The most effort I've ever put forth was like "want to come watch a movie?". And then when she didn't show up, I just dropped it, -
2019-04-08 at 7:59 PM UTC
Originally posted by Narc Shit I can imagine. At 6'2" I've always found I'd tend to droop my head a bit to be nearer everybody else's level when talking to people. When I was younger nearly every one of my boys was around 5'8/10ish so I tended to hunch over a lot around them. The last decade or so I've realized this and stand upright more. The odd occasion I do find myself doing it if I'm not paying attention and with shorter people.
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Exactly. I have a hunch in my upper back from stooping over too much, and I have an exaggerated curve in my lower back from sitting too much. That's a n award winning recipe for gnarly back pain. -
2019-04-08 at 9:05 PM UTCI get the odd little bit of back pain for maybe a week max, then I'll be fine for months.
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