2019-04-08 at 7:31 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
someone dropped some cocaine
2019-04-08 at 8:04 PM UTC
Bam
Immaculate hands except for index finger and lighter thumb.
Same way you know not to fuck with any dude with cauliflower ear.
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2019-04-08 at 8:09 PM UTC
Oh. That’s a. That’s a nice hand.
:)
2019-04-08 at 8:16 PM UTC
Was always puzzled how I never got the fat dude appendages that some people seem to have.
That hand is kind of swollen too though. From lifting such heavy weights. Feels like the muscle is bulging out from between my wrist bones. Wrist swollen af. Nbd.
2019-04-08 at 8:25 PM UTC
I am the Male hand ideal.
Dont worry bro. If I die I wont be a dick like Malice and hog all my parts. You can have my hands transplanted.
2019-04-08 at 8:25 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Straighten out ur fingers so that we can see if ur ring finger is longer than index finger