Do you have nice hands?

1. 2019-04-05 at 5:23 PM UTC

   #21
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Umm but also books on human anatomy!!!
2. 2019-04-05 at 5:24 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grylls dumb shit only girls would notice

   
   Yup...like eye color
   
   "how the fuck can you have been with me for 8yrs and not know my eye color!?"
   
   "Errm...I was lookin at your tits the whole time"
3. 2019-04-05 at 5:28 PM UTC

   #23
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   My hand has always been pretty "nice" to me ifuknowwhati..It's usually nice to other people to. It specializes in handshakes and fist bumps. I love him. Thank you.
   
   
4. 2019-04-05 at 5:29 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by tee hee hee Gross as in unwashed?

   
   No I broke my ring finger in college throwing a shit punch and didn't get it reset.
   
   
   
   
5. 2019-04-05 at 5:30 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Teehee, post you liver spotted limp wristed bum scratchers. Send me a pic if you don't know how to post it and I'll post it for you
6. 2019-04-05 at 5:30 PM UTC

   #26
   

   supplice Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

   
   pre-emptive cover story for masturbation mishaps
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • stl1
7. 2019-04-05 at 5:31 PM UTC

   #27
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Women have frequently commented on how soft my hands are.
   
   As a dude, though, I don't think that's ever been a compliment.
8. 2019-04-05 at 5:31 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   yeah this is starting to get a bit gay
9. 2019-04-05 at 5:32 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by mmQ

   
   Rapist hand.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • tee hee hee
10. 2019-04-05 at 5:35 PM UTC

    #30
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Teehee, post you liver spotted limp wristed bum scratchers. Send me a pic if you don't know how to post it and I'll post it for you

    
    Im not posting my sausage fingers now
    Forge tit!
11. 2019-04-05 at 5:36 PM UTC

    #31
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

    Originally posted by 🐿 I love both getting and giving hand jobs!!!😍

12. 2019-04-05 at 5:37 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Im not posting my sausage fingers now
    Forge tit!

    
    Scared off Bill Krozby printing it out and using it to jack himself off this weekend huh...
13. 2019-04-05 at 5:38 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Op tricked you all. He's now imagining your hands around his sausage.
14. 2019-04-05 at 5:39 PM UTC

    #34
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    stl how do you manage to come off more creepy than even the self proclaimed degenerates of nis?
15. 2019-04-05 at 5:39 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 stl how do you manage to come off more creepy than even the self proclaimed degenerates of nis?

    
    Decades of practice.
16. 2019-04-05 at 5:39 PM UTC

    #36
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by Bologna Nacho Op tricked you all. He's now imagining your hands around his sausage.

    
    Hahaha. Exactly and its only guys that posted 😂
17. 2019-04-05 at 5:40 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Bologna Nacho Op tricked you all. He's now imagining your hands around his sausage.

    
    man i could really eat a sausage roll right now
18. 2019-04-05 at 5:42 PM UTC

    #38
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 stl how do you manage to come off more creepy than even the self proclaimed degenerates of nis?

    
    
    
    It's a gift.
19. 2019-04-05 at 5:44 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls man i could really eat a sausage roll right now

    
    Can't get sausage rolls here for love nor money...what I wouldn't give to be walking into Greggs and getting 2 big ones to stuff in my mouth.
20. 2019-04-05 at 5:46 PM UTC

    #40
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Mouth?
    
    That's not where I heard you liked them.