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  1. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The paperclip is to make tattoos with. That's how many prisoners survive inside, and when there's a shakedown and strip search, they confiscate everything.

    do please tell us about one of your many prison tales
  2. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by -Speccy-from-the-block That's how many prisoners survive inside

  3. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The paperclip is to make tattoos with. That's how many prisoners survive inside, and when there's a shakedown and strip search, they confiscate everything.


    I would agree with you on that Specs seeing how I worked in a prison hospital, but that’s not the case with this guy. Like I said, he was a regular. He put the half sized razor blades up there, straightened out bed springs, and parts from a pen one time.


    He was definitely looney!
  4. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Prison sex backed up to the bars?

    I like it!
  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    It's a stash spot. That's all. Ever since they allowed warrants for their assholes, prisoners have been using their peen instead.
  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    I could have been an attorney...but meh
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    On the topic of penis mutilation, if you want to see something that will in all likelihood traumatize you for life (especially if you possess such an appendage yourself)...

  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    The image doesn't embed.

    Probably for the better.

    Only click the link if you are impervious to really fucked up shit.

    I, myself, am not. So that pic will never leave my memory bank, unfortunately.
  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    Yeah... exactly...
  10. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by gadzooks On the topic of penis mutilation, if you want to see something that will in all likelihood traumatize you for life (especially if you possess such an appendage yourself)…


    i want my money back
  11. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Do asian women have small vaginas?
  12. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    not if ur an asian man
  13. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Instigator Do asian women have small vaginas?

    ye why
  14. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I might get.one for.xmas
  15. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Instigator I might get.one for.xmas

    any particular preference
  16. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Grylls any particular preference

    Jalepeno ones
  17. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Instigator Jalepeno ones

    what price range we lookin at?
  18. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Grylls what price range we lookin at?

    Fye dolla
  19. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Fye dolla

    this one is right up your street




    dont worry she doesnt have a parrot
  20. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Good, because I'm getting really tired of parrots. Too much parrot for a day makes Jack a dull sounding board.
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