2019-04-06 at 10:18 PM UTC
Folks that's why I always live by this rule that I always state, which is " if you're not gonna shit then get off the pot, folks" .
2019-04-06 at 11:10 PM UTC
Elvis took wayyyyyy too many opiates and was severely constipated. He pushed too hard to try and get some stool out, and blew a blood vessel in his brain. Bing bang dead.
2019-04-07 at 2:10 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Elvis had twelve babies to a lady named Nina
2019-04-07 at 2:11 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Elvis had over 100 children in all. Some documented, some not.