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Elvis shit himself to death

  1. #1
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Folks that's why I always live by this rule that I always state, which is " if you're not gonna shit then get off the pot, folks" .
  2. #2
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Elvis was murdered.
  3. #3
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Elvis gave up
  4. #4
    Technologist victim of incest
    Elvis took wayyyyyy too many opiates and was severely constipated. He pushed too hard to try and get some stool out, and blew a blood vessel in his brain. Bing bang dead.
  5. #5
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Elvis had twelve babies to a lady named Nina
  6. #6
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Elvis had over 100 children in all. Some documented, some not.
  7. #7
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Spanish, spectral.
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