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  1. CandyRein Black Hole
    Lmao theyโ€™re super pink
    I have to charge them up and see exactly what they can do ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‹

    I didnโ€™t even know they came with a remote

    Iโ€™m silly โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‹




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  2. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    damn, thats proper niggerfied
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  3. CandyRein Black Hole


    Thank you Fwends!๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•
  4. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Oh wow! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
  5. I need a pair of those, imagine how the housewives would look at me if I was walking around Aldi in those.
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  6. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Panty dropper.
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  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Weight lifting gloves, beef jerky, computer parts.
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  8. Ghost Black Hole
    Double double from Tim Hortons
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  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I need a pair of those, imagine how the housewives would look at me if I was walking around Aldi in those.

    LOL
  10. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    I bought a toy for my hamsterette.๐Ÿ˜†
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  11. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    I ordered some stuff to build a free play cm3.
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  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    $100 worth of meth. It was kind of a parting/separation special event for my recent temporary squatter. I figured we might as well have a good time before he moves out for good.

    We both did some throughout the night, and I had my usual dozen or so drinks.

    Then he introduced me back to Facebook (and what can I say, I'm loving it... I see so much potential for lucrative career/business networking, as well as finding sex hookups and dates, and even just reconnecting with old friends for nostalgia purposes).

    I also showed him some videos I have from a few years before I met him where my friends and I get into some documented adventures and misadventures - there are lots of drugs being done, silly crimes being committed, pranks being pulled, and women stripping on cam and stuff like that.

    Overall, it's been a bittersweet final session with the guy, but we bonded quite a bit and will certainly remain friends.
  13. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Breakers so I can hookup my new 1000 watt grow lights
  14. Who African Astronaut [that staidly controlling tamarillo]
    Klondike Ice Cream Bars
  15. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    Originally posted by gadzooks $100 worth of meth. It was kind of a parting/separation special event for my recent temporary squatter. I figured we might as well have a good time before he moves out for good.

    We both did some throughout the night, and I had my usual dozen or so drinks.

    Then he introduced me back to Facebook (and what can I say, I'm loving it… I see so much potential for lucrative career/business networking, as well as finding sex hookups and dates, and even just reconnecting with old friends for nostalgia purposes).

    I also showed him some videos I have from a few years before I met him where my friends and I get into some documented adventures and misadventures - there are lots of drugs being done, silly crimes being committed, pranks being pulled, and women stripping on cam and stuff like that.

    Overall, it's been a bittersweet final session with the guy, but we bonded quite a bit and will certainly remain friends.

    Worst nastiest scum filth drug in the entire world.
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  16. Who African Astronaut [that staidly controlling tamarillo]
    Originally posted by ๐Ÿฟ Worst nastiest scum filth drug in the entire world.

    #2 The water in Flint is #1
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  17. Octavian motherfucker
    Some milk
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  18. Technologist victim of incest
    Jimmy Johns at work today.
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ๐Ÿฟ Worst nastiest scum filth drug in the entire world.

    Yeah I'm not a huge fan. I usually only get some decent euphoria for a brief period if I smoke it just right, but everything after that is diminishing returns.

    Not gonna lie, IVing it resulted in a fairly decent, and more extended, buzz.

    But I need to keep my arms clean for my day in court against the RCMP. It didn't even occur to me how much that would just obliterate my credibility on the stand.

    Anyway, I don't really like to judge people for their particular drug of choice, but what does kinda bother me is how folks like my recent house guest try to argue that it is absolutely harmless. That is definitely a stretch.
  20. Technologist victim of incest
    Only people who use drugs, say itโ€™s harmless. Rationalization is amazing.

    I better throw in a disclaimer and say *most people* instead of *only*. I donโ€™t like to make all inclusive statements.
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