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  1. Technologist victim of incest
    I grew up in a house without a shower, just a bathtub. Hated it!
  2. putting off studying, apparantly. gonna switch into some leggings and eventually put stuff in my butt. hanl
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by 🐿 How do ya tstm?


    Who is this "Self Taught Man" character I'm seeing all over the place?
    While we do have our share of schizophrenic nutcases bouncing around, this dude isn't one of them. This is a place where people are free to express highly controversial opinions, the societies many of us live in elect to punish people who voice some of these opinions either de jure or de facto. While every poster is encouraged to take their anonymity seriously and is personally responsible for maintaining it, in the case that one's identity is tied to their account here they may choose to "anonymize" their account. When they do this all their posts are assigned to the "Self Taught Man" account and their normal account is banned as a measure to protect their privacy.

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  4. Sancho Tuskegee Airman
    Pictures or u a lie...
    Smh
  5. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    My work is very unstimulating.
  6. Originally posted by DietPiano i took a bath in my parents bathtub as a kid one time and there was either a lougee or a cum floating around in the water, and i never took a bath ever again.

    Perhaps it was egg white, the bit that joins the yoke and looks like jizz (which I always have to remove before cooking eggs).
  7. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Doesn't everyone clean the tube before they take a bath? I thought it was standard practice/judging u....
  8. Originally posted by tee hee hee Doesn't everyone clean the tube before they take a bath? I thought it was standard practice/judging u….

    Shouldn't need too, you're supposed to clean it AFTER you use it so it's clean for the next person/time you use it...filthy cow...what next? walking around your carpet in your shoes spreading street feces all over it??
  9. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Cow. Wow. Copycat.
  10. I SAID STREET FECES ON THE CARPET.
  11. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Get mental help little jigg.
  12. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Perhaps it was egg white, the bit that joins the yoke and looks like jizz (which I always have to remove before cooking eggs).

    So you cook the yoke, the unhealthy part?
  13. Get a carpet cleaner big girl!
  14. Originally posted by Octavian So you cook the yoke, the unhealthy part?

    And the white, I just remove the chicken jizz/umbilical cord looking thing.

  15. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Panhandling again
  16. Originally posted by Technologist I grew up in a house without a shower, just a bathtub. Hated it!

    Luxury, I grew up in a house without hot water, shower or bathtub, literally had a tin bath by the fire than my mom spent an hr filling up with water boiled on the stove first..then we took turns in it, being the youngest I was always last by which time the water was filthy and I came out dirtier than when I went in.

    Then there was the outhouse and the lifelong trauma that left me with.
  17. Krow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist I grew up in a house without a shower, just a bathtub. Hated it!

    rest your back.. soak all that shit off your body with the dead skin cells.. then you take a bucket after you drain the bath (while sitting there) and you fill it and wash off the funky residue. that is much more satisfying than a shower.

    showers are abrasive as fuck and dry the fuck out of your skin.
  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Luxury, I grew up in a house without hot water, shower or bathtub, literally had a tin bath by the fire than my mom spent an hr filling up with water boiled on the stove first..then we took turns in it, being the youngest I was always last by which time the water was filthy and I came out dirtier than when I went in.

    Then there was the outhouse and the lifelong trauma that left me with.


    LMFAO @ came out dirtier than when I went in 😂😂😂

    Ot

    Just got home putting some stuff up ...
    Was awesome weather to be off today 😋 💜
  19. Krow African Astronaut
    Fuck this rain.

    It's nice to have full lakes but wait till this snow melts this late in the season. FAST

    expect Central California Valley to flooooodddddd :(
  20. Krow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson And the white, I just remove the chicken jizz/umbilical cord looking thing.


    That is not hen or rooster cum. it connects like an umbilical-cord The yellow is the single cell of a chicken.. that divides and divides once a rooster jizzed all up in there. and it becomes the chickie.

    the white is basicly chicken milk. it's food that connects to that stringy thing which feeds the protein cell which becomes the embryo

    all you're eating is a single cell organism by removing the other.
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