2019-03-29 at 2:49 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
I can't think straight under this kind of pressure
2019-03-29 at 2:59 PM UTC
As long as my face is around you'll always have a place to sit.
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2019-03-29 at 3:03 PM UTC
A one way ticket to paradise.
2019-03-29 at 4:11 PM UTC
No way, fuck people who do that kind of shit
2019-03-29 at 6:07 PM UTC
As long as Matt's face is around, we'll all have a place to shit.
2019-03-29 at 6:15 PM UTC
Originally posted by stl1
As long as Matt's face is around, we'll all have a place to shit.
Piggybacking off my dad's sense of humor, once again? 👍
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2019-03-29 at 7:18 PM UTC
I was at an amusement park w my family & my baby refused to ride a ride w me & I was like I'll go alone! The guy was trying to put someone next to me from the line & I was like NO. Lol he let me ride alone. Probably an asshole move on my part, but I just didn't wanna have someone else there.
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2019-03-29 at 8:24 PM UTC
You should see how I park big, ugly, beat the fuck up 26ft box trucks. 0 fucks about any dings or paint.