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My dad is driving me to the hospital to get my balls chopped off in like 3 days. Lol.

  1. 2019-03-28 at 3:13 AM UTC
    #21
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Pretty sure they pull and snap them off rather than cut.

    He would get off
  2. 2019-03-28 at 7:49 AM UTC
    #22
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by mashlehash He would get off

    I would/did not. It feels like someone kicked me in the nuts, but they're gone now. :o
  3. 2019-03-28 at 7:51 AM UTC
    #23
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by HTS I would/did not. It feels like someone kicked me in the nuts, but they're gone now. :o

    hey i’m not being a pervert or anything but do you have a fuckable vagina?
  4. 2019-03-28 at 8:23 AM UTC
    #24
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    You have to cut them off in advance and burn them in front a picture of my penis that I know you have saved. Your father will die before he wakes up in the morning.
  5. 2019-03-28 at 9:03 AM UTC
    #25
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Grylls hey i’m not being a pervert or anything but do you have a fuckable vagina?

    Nope, and even if I got my dick inverted it wouldn't be a "fuckable vagina", it'd be a fuckable facsimile or a biological fleshlight. :/
  6. 2019-03-28 at 9:19 AM UTC
    #26
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Pickle them
  7. 2019-03-28 at 4:42 PM UTC
    #27
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by HTS Nope, and even if I got my dick inverted it wouldn't be a "fuckable vagina", it'd be a fuckable facsimile or a biological fleshlight. :/

    get a uterus donor.
  8. 2019-03-28 at 7:54 PM UTC
    #28
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny get a uterus donor.

    You think uteruses grow on trees or something?
  9. 2019-03-28 at 7:55 PM UTC
    #29
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You think uteruses grow on trees or something?

    hoy!

    spectral i heard u were having a fancy weekend away at cedar creek with jiggaboo
  10. 2019-03-29 at 4:49 AM UTC
    #30
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You think uteruses grow on trees or something?

    if i thought so id have told him to pluck some from some trees,
  11. 2019-03-29 at 10:59 AM UTC
    #31
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny if i thought so id have told him to pluck some from some trees,

    A used uterus would probably cost you at least 20-30 grand, these days.
  12. 2019-03-29 at 12:13 PM UTC
    #32
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    I bet your Dad has been driving your ass, OP..
  13. 2019-03-29 at 12:15 PM UTC
    #33
    Ghost Black Hole
    the fuck?
  14. 2019-03-29 at 12:28 PM UTC
    #34
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I don't think this is a good idea HTS. But whatever it's your balls. If you wanna chop them off you go right ahead.
  15. 2019-03-29 at 12:33 PM UTC
    #35
    Ghost Black Hole
    They are already gone.

    Now she doesn't have to take spironolactone pills.
  16. 2019-03-29 at 12:37 PM UTC
    #36
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Ghost Now she doesn't have to take spironolactone pills.

    I bet the loo is pleased at least.
  17. 2019-03-29 at 12:42 PM UTC
    #37
    Technologist victim of incest
    What does spirolactone do? Guess I could look it up, but thought I’d ask?

    Oops spelled it wrong, but you know what I mean!
  18. 2019-03-29 at 12:50 PM UTC
    #38
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Technologist What does spirolactone do? Guess I could look it up, but thought I’d ask?

    Oops spelled it wrong, but you know what I mean!

    It's a diuretic. I was given it after my heart operation.

    It also blocks androgens, so I had lovely clear skin too.
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  19. 2019-03-29 at 12:53 PM UTC
    #39
    Technologist victim of incest
    Oh so that’s why you said the loo would be happy. I know some meds, and I’m learning more with my new assignment, but xray techs don’t deal with many drugs except a select few.
  20. 2019-03-29 at 1:02 PM UTC
    #40
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Technologist What does spirolactone do? Guess I could look it up, but thought I’d ask?

    Oops spelled it wrong, but you know what I mean!

    It stops your body from producing testosterone and the estrogen makes you grow tits and have soft skin and feminine features. I am amazed how well they work.

    Medical science and transhumanism

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transhumanism
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