My dad is driving me to the hospital to get my balls chopped off in like 3 days. Lol.

1. 2019-03-24 at 6:29 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by HTS Go ahead. My dad is driving me to the hospital to get my balls chopped off in like 3 days. Lol.

   
   Bro.
   
   Don't lop your testacles.
   
   
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   • Common De-mominator
2. 2019-03-24 at 6:43 PM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   Will you keep them in a jar
3. 2019-03-24 at 6:46 PM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Driving your son to the hospital to have his balls chopped off is what every father dreams of doing
4. 2019-03-24 at 6:48 PM UTC

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   mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
   Run OP run..
5. 2019-03-24 at 7:35 PM UTC

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   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by Sudo Driving your son to the hospital to have his balls chopped off is what every father dreams of doing

   
   My poor dad...
6. 2019-03-24 at 7:37 PM UTC

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   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by mashlehash Bro.
   
   Don't lop your testacles.

   
   But why not tho?
7. 2019-03-24 at 7:49 PM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Will you keep them in a jar

   
   and put em on the bar,, or just toss em to the squirrels ?
8. 2019-03-24 at 7:50 PM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   oh,, lol squirrel
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9. 2019-03-24 at 8:42 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by mikeyagain Run OP run..

   
   DINT
10. 2019-03-24 at 8:45 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by HTS But why not tho?

    
    Because I and I will make fun of you in the future, for the future extent of humiliation. I mean you still have a FORESKIN, and now you want to lop your testacles.
    
    You're getting sick son, I think you're getting gay.
11. 2019-03-24 at 11:25 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I wonder if you could sell them on the black market for some pretty coin.
    
    There's gotta be a market for that.
    
    Not sure if it's a fetish market, a culinary market, or some kind of mix of both, but there's just gotta be.
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    • HTS
12. 2019-03-24 at 11:46 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash Bro.
    
    Don't lop your testacles.

    
    sorry you never got a chance to suckle on them i know how much you like that kind of stuff
13. 2019-03-24 at 11:48 PM UTC

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    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mashlehash Bro.
    
    Don't lop your testacles.

    
    So these are the types of people I'm dealing with here
14. 2019-03-24 at 11:49 PM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    His dad sniffed a shot of yagermeyster and crashed the car into the surgery center like a total nitwit
15. 2019-03-24 at 11:50 PM UTC

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    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by gadzooks I wonder if you could sell them on the black market for some pretty coin.
    
    There's gotta be a market for that.
    
    Not sure if it's a fetish market, a culinary market, or some kind of mix of both, but there's just gotta be.

    
    I actually am kinda curious, but nah.
16. 2019-03-25 at 1:52 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Please, you do too many drugs.
17. 2019-03-25 at 3:42 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by HTS I actually am kinda curious, but nah.

    
    have them surgically installed on your boyfriend.
18. 2019-03-25 at 5:04 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    They’re so...
19. 2019-03-25 at 7:05 PM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Wouldn't ball transplants be a cheap legal alternative to steroids for professional athletes?
20. 2019-03-25 at 9:36 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Pretty sure they pull and snap them off rather than cut.