2019-03-26 at 11:37 AM UTC
so i’ve been dreaming about her every night and i thinking it’s time to move tings to the next level
2019-03-26 at 1:39 PM UTC
Tell her you're a sick child molesting nonce.
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2019-03-26 at 1:48 PM UTC
Put some arsenic in a bottle and tell her it's your favorite steak seasoning. Meet a girl and date her for a little while then when you are at the stage she is cooking for you give her the arsenic and say it's your favorite seasoning and as her to put it on your dinner. To be extra sure she dosen't take it herself (if you care) put it on the dinner table and ask her to season your food with it but then take it off her quickly.
Consume the food and then convulse on the floor. (Put a note in your pocket detailing the events so the cops don't blame her).
Job done.
2019-03-26 at 3:05 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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The Earth's current population is like, what, 8,000,000,000?
I guarantee you that at least a handful of those people happen to have a sexual or even non-sexual / psychopathic urge to kill someone. Some of them are bound to be chicks.
Obviously this is just a clone thread, but if you were serious, it wouldn't be that hard.
I have a femdom thing so I have seen some pretty intense shit that comes close to what you're talking about. And that's just the clear web, Google indexed forum talk.
2019-03-26 at 3:07 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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Personally, if I had a legit death wish (and it wasn't sexually motivated), I would rob a bank with an unloaded gun, or with a non-lethal gun with just enough bullets to incapacitate any guards and/or hero wannabes.
Take everyone hostage, and then when the police show up, walk out and point your empty/impotent gun at the cops and blam, you get to be famous on top of it all.
2019-03-26 at 3:17 PM UTC
Find one of those black widow serial killers that keeps killing their husbands, and marry her.
2019-03-26 at 3:20 PM UTC
Originally posted by gadzooks
Personally, if I had a legit death wish (and it wasn't sexually motivated), I would rob a bank with an unloaded gun, or with a non-lethal gun with just enough bullets to incapacitate any guards and/or hero wannabes.
Take everyone hostage, and then when the police show up, walk out and point your empty/impotent gun at the cops and blam, you get to be famous on top of it all.
When I come to Canada we'll get some cheap tuxedos, snort fish scale, drink champagne; and get some moderately debase sluts to abuse and piss on us.
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2019-03-26 at 3:41 PM UTC
Put a loaded gun in front of a woman,then call her fat
Her natural inclination to do evil shit will take over
2019-03-26 at 5:16 PM UTC
How can i trick a girl into kiling me
Show her pictures from Playboy and tell her that one day she too will get breasts and pubic hair when she reaches puberty.
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2019-03-26 at 6:28 PM UTC
In your case, Dating 101.
2019-03-26 at 6:56 PM UTC
I'd rather rob my dealer for an ounce of flake, kill a bunch of worthless ass holes that deserve to die, then blow myself up somewhere out the way.
