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I Impregnated a Pro-Life Stripper.

  1. #21
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson One always cares about being right.

    Esp when one is right so rarely...














    i kid i kid
  2. #22
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Nah it's like 10% chance. Not that bad. OP must have super swimmers

    U can get tests done and abort a defective foetus
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  3. #23
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee U can get tests done and abort a defective foetus

    Except aspergers/autism spectrum.
  4. #24
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Except aspergers/autism spectrum.

    But hey, that might not be a bad thing, the kid could be the next computer genius like Lanny.
  5. #25
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Esp when one is right so rarely…














    i kid i kid

    I'm glad you equalified you were trying to be humorous otherwise no one would have known...
  6. #26
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Push her down some steps just to be sure
  7. #27
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Except aspergers/autism spectrum.

    Yes they are limits to the tests.
  8. #28
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm glad you equalified you were trying to be humorous otherwise no one would have known…
    😑
  9. #29
    How do you know it's you that impregnated her?
  10. #30
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    100% sure you don’t want a 45 year old stripper as a baby momma.lolz


    Be better off knocking up shaniqua...

    At least you could brag about the kid being able to dunk a basketball
  11. #31
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson One always cares about being right.




    We'll let you know if you ever are.
  12. #32
    Octavian motherfucker
    I Impregnated a 35 year old last year. I'm fucking livid she went full term, the kid is as ugly as she is!

    Ofcourse I denied paternity outright like any sane guy would. I flat out told her there is no fucking way I was going to have a kid with her the dumb bitch.

    I told her it's clearly not mine cause it looks like it has alcohol fetal syndrome and she went absolutely nigger crazy!!!!

    Safe to say I blocked her and not heard shit since, thank God.
  13. #33
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Omg smh lol
    My daughters father has never asked for a paternity test, and never questioned it even when we are fighting. Lol I wonder if he's scared of my reaction. ☺️
    I think if I were a guy, I would just need that confirmation, seems like it would be in the back of my mind, bothering me.
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  14. #34
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    See folks

    Dte knows she’s a crazy ho and owns it 👍🏻

    Good for you...good for you 😘
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  15. #35
    Originally posted by Octavian I Impregnated a 35 year old last year. I'm fucking livid she went full term, the kid is as ugly as she is!

    Ofcourse I denied paternity outright like any sane guy would. I flat out told her there is no fucking way I was going to have a kid with her the dumb bitch.

    I told her it's clearly not mine cause it looks like it has alcohol fetal syndrome and she went absolutely nigger crazy!!!!

    Safe to say I blocked her and not heard shit since, thank God.

    lol
  16. #36
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson How do you know it's you that impregnated her?
  17. #37
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Bc she told him so. And she probably said the same thing to 10 other Fonas
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  18. #38
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty from his retarded jizz or from her shriveled up eggs? or are you thinking it’s 100% tard
    because of variables themself— is what i’m a thinking. lol

    Oh man that poor kid is absolutely fucked.
  19. #39
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I'm still trying to figure out what a "shriveled up egg" looks like.
  20. #40
    Is it the woman you told me to pick a dress for?
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