2019-03-25 at 4:06 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
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Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Nah it's like 10% chance. Not that bad. OP must have super swimmers
U can get tests done and abort a defective foetus
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2019-03-25 at 4:11 PM UTC
Push her down some steps just to be sure
2019-03-25 at 4:13 PM UTC
How do you know it's you that impregnated her?
2019-03-25 at 4:17 PM UTC
100% sure you don’t want a 45 year old stripper as a baby momma.lolz
Be better off knocking up shaniqua...
At least you could brag about the kid being able to dunk a basketball
2019-03-25 at 5:48 PM UTC
I Impregnated a 35 year old last year. I'm fucking livid she went full term, the kid is as ugly as she is!
Ofcourse I denied paternity outright like any sane guy would. I flat out told her there is no fucking way I was going to have a kid with her the dumb bitch.
I told her it's clearly not mine cause it looks like it has alcohol fetal syndrome and she went absolutely nigger crazy!!!!
Safe to say I blocked her and not heard shit since, thank God.
2019-03-25 at 6:31 PM UTC
Omg smh lol
My daughters father has never asked for a paternity test, and never questioned it even when we are fighting. Lol I wonder if he's scared of my reaction. ☺️
I think if I were a guy, I would just need that confirmation, seems like it would be in the back of my mind, bothering me.
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2019-03-25 at 6:42 PM UTC
See folks
Dte knows she’s a crazy ho and owns it 👍🏻
Good for you...good for you 😘
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2019-03-25 at 7:59 PM UTC
tee hee hee
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Bc she told him so. And she probably said the same thing to 10 other Fonas
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2019-03-25 at 9:34 PM UTC
-SpectraL
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I'm still trying to figure out what a "shriveled up egg" looks like.
2019-03-25 at 10:32 PM UTC
Is it the woman you told me to pick a dress for?