Eating a bitcoin

1. 2019-03-22 at 4:39 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   I want to eat a bitcoin, I believe I would be the first human to consume a digital currency.
   
   Om nom nom send me $4000
   
   
2. 2019-03-22 at 6:09 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Nobody's sending you shit faggot
3. 2019-03-22 at 6:45 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jυicebox Nobody's sending you shit faggot

   
   lol you're just jealous you didn't come up with the idea of eating a bitcoin first
4. 2019-03-22 at 6:48 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost lol you're just jealous you didn't come up with the idea of eating a bitcoin first

   
   Fuck, you got me
5. 2019-03-22 at 6:50 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   Send me a dogecoin instead I will eat that, I give no fucks.
   
   I was born for a purpose and that is to become the first human to swallow a virtual currency.
6. 2019-03-22 at 6:51 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   More like the billionth human to swallow a load of semen
7. 2019-03-22 at 6:55 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   You're too much of a scared bitch to swallow crypto
8. 2019-03-22 at 7:05 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You're too much of a scared bitch to swallow cyanide
9. 2019-03-22 at 7:12 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   That's only because I know you can use it to follow this route
   
   'Phenyl-2-Propanone from Benzyl Cyanide'
10. 2019-03-22 at 5:14 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    Folks?
11. 2019-03-22 at 9:29 PM UTC

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    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Try to scam elderely people by selling them those.
12. 2019-03-22 at 9:35 PM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Back in the day they sold those on ebay for like €5 and they came with an actual bitcoin code attached somehow or other.
13. 2019-03-22 at 9:51 PM UTC

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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Back when bitcoin was like 27 cents each I had just over 400 of them on a microSD card which I swallowed. So way ahead of you there scron, you're a bit late to the party pal.
    
    
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14. 2019-03-22 at 9:52 PM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by Narc Back when bitcoin was like 27 cents each I had just over 400 of them on a microSD card which I swallowed. So way ahead of you there scron, you're a bit late to the party pal.
    
    
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    Did you ever find it?
    
    I swallowed a microSD card once, but it just vanished. I tried to find it for several days after. Maybe it's still in there.
15. 2019-03-22 at 9:55 PM UTC

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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Did you ever find it?
    
    I swallowed a microSD card once, but it just vanished. I tried to find it for several days after. Maybe it's still in there.

    
    Yeah about 2 days later. Bought a half G of dark and half G of white off SR with them.
    
    
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16. 2019-03-22 at 9:57 PM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by Narc Yeah about 2 days later. Bought a half G of dark and half G of white off SR with them.
    
    
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    LMAO, you paid $1.6 million for it.
17. 2019-03-22 at 10 PM UTC

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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country LMAO, you paid $1.6 million for it.

    
    Yeaah, I did.
    
    
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18. 2019-03-22 at 10:02 PM UTC

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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Shit thats actually a really depressing thought that all the bitcoin I ever owned, if I'd kept I'd prolly be worth like a hundred million now or summing. Fuckdamn
    
    
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19. 2019-03-22 at 10:03 PM UTC

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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Oh Jesus, what tHE FUCK DID I DOOOOOOOO?
    
    
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20. 2019-03-22 at 10:37 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Narc Back when bitcoin was like 27 cents each I had just over 400 of them on a microSD card which I swallowed. So way ahead of you there scron, you're a bit late to the party pal.
    
    
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    That's an SD card, I'm talking about swallowing an actual physical token with a cold wallet encoded into the metal