2019-03-21 at 10:26 AM UTC
in a jiffy,
Just go to any gas station in the north in the winter, aka everyone leaves their cars running when they go into the store. About as fucking easy as it gets m8s.
2019-03-21 at 10:41 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I have a friend (we live in Canada... Pretty darn North)... He steals cars for a living, and a few of his first boosts had been cars left running at gas stations and convenience stores.
2019-03-21 at 11:28 AM UTC
Protip: check for babby in the back seat first.
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2019-03-21 at 11:43 AM UTC
Also I made this thread walking back from the gas station and it's super icey out and I wiped out and got home and threw my coats and off aggressively and knocked a bucket of sunflower seeds I had over and they spilled everywhere and then I was like what the fuck of course. And I was wondering where my phone was and I looked high and low and couldn't find it and had to resign myself to the hopeful fact that it was laying where I wiped out which was 5 minutes away from my place
So I walked back there but it was dark so I couldn't see anything so I walked back here to my place to get a flashlight but I forgot I just gave the one I had to my mom so I didnt have one so
I had to find an old cell phone to charge to use the flashlight feature on it and it took me a long time and all the while I was wondering dang, is my phone really gonna be laying back o8t there on the sidewalk how drunk M I, and
And I so finally I got my phone charged up to 8 percent enough to do a little flashlight shit and I walked back and was about to give up and then I saw it. My real phone. It was a little bit incorporated into the snow and ice but it was there and it made me smile and it worked fine and by It I mean the one I'm on now . Thank you Jesus ? Or whatever.
