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Lanny is basically the tech equivalent of a walmart employee

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    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    The exact equivalent to his job would be someone who cleans the bathrooms or a CSM

    in the tech world no one takes people like him seriously
    he's just a little weasel on a spinning wheel
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    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    And you're some worthless fuck who can't even work at walmart.
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    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Nil And you're some worthless fuck who can't even work at walmart.

    I pushed carts while I was homeless

    it was during the summer time too so it was miserably hot
    I met lots of cool people, all of them had some sort of disability and one of them was legit retarded (though a really cool guy).
    On a couple occasions I ran into some cars (none ran into me though the crippled guy who pushed carts with me had been hit on a few occasions) one time it was a van with some old bag inside and she was so surprised that it happened I was so apologetic and she thought I was just a young kid so she didn't do anything about it.
    The other car I hit was parked and I left a giant mark on the bark ... lmao I wonder what the people thought when they saw that ;_; orz
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    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    The mule had pushed the carts up against the back of a van and started piling on each other
    there was a huge scratch mark from where the wheels had rammed up against the car
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    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    btw I pushed carts while listening to the northwest front podcast
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    Ghost Black Hole
    id smoke a blunt with him
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    “Lanny is the equivalent of”

    “I actually was”

    Nigga shut your goddamn ass up lol
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    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala “Lanny is the equivalent of”

    “I actually was”

    Nigga shut your goddamn ass up lol

    I said he is a janitor or CSM

    in the tech world I would be like Linus Torvalds
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    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    or wait no I'm more like Steve Jobs
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    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria btw I pushed carts while listening to the northwest front podcast

    Interesting ideas, white people latching on to race seems like a strange colonial thing to me, in europe Nations[cultural/language groups] were happy to murder each other en mass even though they looked similar. You come to a colony though and you're no longer German or French, you're white. Maybe this blanket identity is the problem, no distinction or history for "whites"
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    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria I said he is a janitor or CSM

    in the tech world I would be like Linus Torvalds

    Then why are the roles reversed in reality?
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    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala Then why are the roles reversed in reality?

    the illuminati likes to invert things
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    Krow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria The exact equivalent to his job would be someone who cleans the bathrooms or a CSM

    in the tech world no one takes people like him seriously
    he's just a little weasel on a spinning wheel

    Just by chance, if you're some High Tech guru, that's harsh. Everyone has to start somewhere and he's probably doing just fine in the directions he's aiming for. plus he lives in the Bay Area gives him a huge advantage.

    otherwise, nice Zing!
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    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Krow Just by chance, if you're some High Tech guru, that's harsh. Everyone has to start somewhere and he's probably doing just fine in the directions he's aiming for. plus he lives in the Bay Area gives him a huge advantage.

    otherwise, nice Zing!

    Even if I could work for a company like that right now I wouldn't because

    1 - those companies are literally evil soulless corporations (yes I know I worked at walmart but it was only temporary)
    2 - california is a horrible place and extremely overpriced and not worth it

    Right now I have like a general understanding of the technical aspects of computing but I haven't gotten around to the deeper stuff yet because for the past decade I have been busy with drugs, a web addiction and video games but now that that's all out of my system I'm going to finally master this stuff.
    Expect this to take a few years but it won't be long
    I don't have any plans on starting a tech company or joining a corporation what I probably will do is design VR applications and make tons of money from that on my own in the comfort of my house while I laugh at lanny working his ass off so he can live in a tiny little apartment in the aids capital of the world
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    Krow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria The mule had pushed the carts up against the back of a van and started piling on each other
    there was a huge scratch mark from where the wheels had rammed up against the car

    I pushed nearly as many carts as a mule. We were the mules and we learned to steer them with accuracy. I never hit someones car

    I think I was 19-20 the last time I was a courtesy clerk yet we were union. union jobs usually pay 3-5 dollars more an hour with more hours offered and Medical and Dental offered.

    they don't even have unions for most cashier positions these days let a lone a bagger (courtesy clerk)
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    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Krow I pushed nearly as many carts as a mule. We were the mules and we learned to steer them with accuracy. I never hit someones car

    I think I was 19-20 the last time I was a courtesy clerk yet we were union. union jobs usually pay 3-5 dollars more an hour with more hours offered and Medical and Dental offered.

    they don't even have unions for most cashier positions these days let a lone a bagger (courtesy clerk)

    did you push 50 + carts at a time?
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria the illuminati likes to invert things

    Yet the looming nutty one is you.
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    Krow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria did you push 50 + carts at a time?

    close to it.. I think the mules can push closer to 75-100 .. but it's kind of pointless. it's easier to grab 40-50 and roll them in faster then those things take. run back and grab the others.
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    posting in a fake news thread
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Lanny posting in a fake news thread

    says the fake coder
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