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What would your most critical sexual partner share with us if he/she came here to ruin you?

  1. #41
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by gadzooks Btw, I officially call dibs on every chick on this site, and I'm pissing all over this thread too so you know I mean business.

    Guess what Iโ€™m envisioning? I have 3 female dogs. My son who does not live here, just got a rescue dog that is a male. He brought him over for the first time last Saturday and as soon as we let him out back, he lifted his leg high and pissed all over our tetherball pole and sprayed everything around it. He must have pissed 25 times in my back yard.

    I keep seeing him lift that leg high, his piss shining in the sun and being sprayed everywhere.๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ
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  2. #42
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Technologist Guess what Iโ€™m envisioning? I have 3 female dogs. My son who does not live here, just got a rescue dog that is a male. He brought him over for the first time last Saturday and as soon as we let him out back, he lifted his leg high and pissed all over our tetherball pole and sprayed everything around it. He must have pissed 25 times in my back yard.

    I keep seeing him lift that leg high, his piss shining in the sun and being sprayed everywhere.๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ

    It's a guy thing... Species is irrelevant.
  3. #43
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Tech what's your answer to the OP?
  4. #44
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ oh shit were u MistyPissFlaps on dh ?

    Lol no but she sounds like a nice young lady.

    Just to elaborate on my post, I had this bf that would say it a lot during sex & I told him don't say fat during sex at all, it turns me off. He would just keep doing to piss me off I guess. Lol asshole
  5. #45
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Can I be your next BF?
  6. #46
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol no but she sounds like a nice young lady.

    Just to elaborate on my post, I had this bf that would say it a lot during sex & I told him don't say fat during sex at all, it turns me off. He would just keep doing to piss me off I guess. Lol asshole

    To clarify, you told him to stop saying "fat pussy" during sex?
  7. #47
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Clarify my fist, freak.

    Shut up boner don't creep me punk.
  8. #48
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Shut up boner don't creep me punk.

    you call everyone boner? i thought that was just erekshun
  9. #49
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ha. I wanna know too. That's a bit odd, no? *mumble..mumle.. FAT PUSSY... Mumble..FAT PUSSY.*
    "FUCKING STOP IT!!!!!! I HATE Y OU UJ!!!!"
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  10. #50
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Too late
  11. #51
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grylls you call everyone boner? i thought that was just erekshun

    Lol. I was responding to both. Erekshun is bologna nacho grilled cheese.
  12. #52
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Aww. You all are too kind! without the app making my chit look great & gorgeous, iโ€™m just another โ€˜old lady!

    gotta keep it real... peeps!๐ŸŒท๐Ÿค—

    ot: this threads losing control!!๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚
  13. #53
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by mmQ Tech what's your answer to the OP?

    100% honesty.

    Nothing I can think of, and Iโ€™m serious. I enjoy very passionate intense sex. My problem was getting rid of them after we had sex.
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  14. #54
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Technologist 100% honesty.

    Nothing I can think of, and Iโ€™m serious. I enjoy very passionate intense sex. My problem was getting rid of them after we had sex.

    You cant think of ONE thing someone might say you could improve on?
  15. #55
    she would say OMG, Zanick stfu, im trying to ham you but you keep asking so many stupid mmmmmmquestions!!
  16. #56
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by mmQ You cant think of ONE thing someone might say you could improve on?


    Yeah, if you put it that way, I can think of one. Iโ€™m not big on giving head. Sometimes I can take it all, and sometimes I gag non stop. I do make up for it in other ways tho.๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ†
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  17. #57
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ahhhhhh you lick a little b hole to make up for it eh?
  18. #58
    Technologist victim of incest
    Not gonna tell๐Ÿ˜
  19. #59
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DietPiano she would say OMG, Zanick stfu, im trying to ham you but you keep asking so many stupid mmmmmmquestions!!

    I bet you have a really red dick, like a fire hydrant.
  20. #60
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Our hydrants are yellow
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