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What would your most critical sexual partner share with us if he/she came here to ruin you?

  1. #21
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty I wish that was the case G, sadly, iā€™m still trying to rid myself of the man after 15yrs. Iā€™m thinking 2020 is going to be the magic number.šŸ¤©

    yeah? where you from?
  2. #22
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    penis too large, did not fit
  3. #23
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    .
  4. #24
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls yeah? where you from?



    the land of Love, Rainbows & Butterflies, baby! šŸ˜œ
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  5. #25
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    šŸ˜‹
  6. #26
    itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    Purdi, did you have your hair done in Pink or is it an app? Either way it looks great
  7. #27
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    It's obviously in the app lol.
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  8. #28
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Bologna Nacho šŸ˜‹


    damn im smooth
  9. #29
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    iā€™m actually a burgandy red color atm. just playing to see what im changing to next... i like the PINK, feel, tho.šŸ’•šŸ¤—
  10. #30
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    What?@ Grylls
  11. #31
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Bologna Nacho What?@ Grylls

    i saw her first nigga
  12. #32
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol@ most critical & ruin u.
    I think prolly "fat pussy" kinda was like fuck u! šŸ‘æ Lol & peeing. I wasn't able to pee on demand & it took me a minute when we were in the shower & he asked me to.

    oh shit were u MistyPissFlaps on dh ?
  13. #33
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Grylls i saw her first nigga

    You didn't call dibs tho.

    Official guy code protocol is that you gotta call dibs. You also need to urinate to establish territorial domination.
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  14. #34
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty

    the land of Love, Rainbows & Butterflies, baby! šŸ˜œ

    šŸ˜šŸ˜
  15. #35
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Btw, I officially call dibs on every chick on this site, and I'm pissing all over this thread too so you know I mean business.
  16. #36
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls i saw her first nigga

    Sorry my dude, we have a dinner date planned.
  17. #37
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    i was never on dh whatever it is
  18. #38
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I basically have the perfect penis as far as I'm concerned, and I can last for days or minutes. My technique is flawless and its uncommon for my partner not to be gushing girlcummies within minutes.

    The criticism would probably be that they have to look at the face I have.
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  19. #39
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty i like the PINK



    ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  20. #40
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by stl1 ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #MeToo.
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