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Killing myself tonight
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2016-11-25 at 2:05 AM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Idk, I'm comfy with the idea and I'm preparing for it. It'll happen anyway. I am going to go out happy. I will use my laser star projector to blast beauty into my foyer, and watch Koyaanisqatsi from since before the trip starts. During it, I will take promethazine, then at the end I will take my pentobarbital and switch to my favourite rat pack music and snuggling with cats in my artificial starlight.
I've made arrangements for them to be taken to a good home tomorrow.
Shit will be cash. I'm just waiting for midnight and eating my favourite foods right now.
Before you do anything. Set up a series of spooky personal emails to your close friends and relatives, make it so they are on auto fire. Also HelloClarice and tell her to come post here again. I would recommend this service.
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2016-11-25 at 2:44 AM UTCgoodbye captain faggot i thought we were gonna hang and dp a chicken and make Bill Krozbydogs.... =( whimpy wimpy whimpers
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2016-11-25 at 3:03 AM UTCu can slash ur sperm parts forr a high better than heroins
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2016-11-25 at 5:28 AM UTCI don't wanna post anything like "do it, dude!" coz then he might not do it out of spite.
Reverse reverse psychology?
PLEASE DON'T DO IT, CAPTAIN FALCON! YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!!! -
2016-11-25 at 9:37 AM UTCI made at least a dozen threads with this or a similar title in 2014. So I won't believe it unless I see a video.
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2016-11-25 at 9:54 AM UTCPretty well everyone here has killed themselves at least a few times.
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2016-11-25 at 10:30 AM UTCSoooo.. Are you gonna do a live stream or post the video after you killed yourself? I'm not getting this.
To kill yourself over a broken dick is actually a gayer reason than over depression. You ejaculate once in a while. Boohoo. What a fucking setback. Never being able to fuck or wank again sucks, I know, but to kill yourself over it..? If fucking and wanking are the only things that make your life worth living, your life was pretty sad to begin with.
The things you describe sound like a textbook case of depression to me, tho. If it isn't depression, you're just being a lazy, weak-willed fuck. Get off your ass, get up and do shit. That is the only way to combat it, even if you don't feel like it.
Shape up dude, come on. Shit's not worth an heroing for. -
2016-11-25 at 10:34 AM UTC
Originally posted by Satyr Soooo.. Are you gonna do a live stream or post the video after you killed yourself? I'm not getting this.
To kill yourself over a broken dick is actually a gayer reason than over depression. You ejaculate once in a while. Boohoo. What a fucking setback. Never being able to fuck or wank again sucks, I know, but to kill yourself over it..? If fucking and wanking are the only things that make your life worth living, your life was pretty sad to begin with.
The things you describe sound like a textbook case of depression to me, tho. If it isn't depression, you're just being a lazy, weak-willed fuck. Get off your ass, get up and do shit. That is the only way to combat it, even if you don't feel like it.
Shape up dude, come on. Shit's not worth an heroing for.
The last genuine thread falco posted was probably the one on zoklet about hating cigarette smokers, and even that might have been a ruse. -
2016-11-25 at 10:46 AM UTCWell, I've been out of the loop for a while, I'm afraid.
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2016-11-25 at 11:04 AM UTC
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2016-11-25 at 2:44 PM UTC
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2016-11-26 at 4:11 PM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL Pretty well everyone here has killed themselves at least a few times.
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2016-11-26 at 4:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ The last genuine thread falco posted was probably the one on zoklet about hating cigarette smokers, and even that might have been a ruse.
That thread was also a "ruse" as you put it.
The reason was that Poast was posting every single gay bullshit thread that came to his gay retard mind in "What's Good" because threads from it would show up in the sidebar and the forum had the most activity.
This is, of course, horseshit. The excuse was that "he thought it was good, so it goes in what's good". 99.99% of bullshit was supposed to be in another forum, but was flooding What's Good because he's an attention whore.
So I made a thread about savagely beating cigarette smokers' asses to rile up lots of posters and brew a shitstorm, so I could then hide behind the "but it's what's good!" nonsense. I made another one about gun control too, same principle.
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2016-11-26 at 4:55 PM UTCFUCK YOUThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-11-26 at 5:02 PM UTCI would look forward to that, but we all know you're just saying that to get attention
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2016-11-26 at 5:03 PM UTC
Originally posted by Enter FUCK YOU
LUL
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2016-11-26 at 9:23 PM UTCSo are machine guns legal in Pakistan
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2016-11-26 at 9:28 PM UTCOh wow, cap't didn't really kill himself? We're all so surprised. Gee wizz. No one's ever pulled that one beforeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-11-26 at 10:11 PM UTCBITCH ASS NIGGA, PUSSY ASS NIGGA, I SEE YOU LOOKIN WITCH YA LOOKIN ASS NIGGA
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2016-11-26 at 10:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny Oh wow, cap't didn't really kill himself? We're all so surprised. Gee wizz. No one's ever pulled that one before
Even despite the fact that nobody who says they'll kill themselves ever does (and more specifically, anyone who didn't see this was a joke is a military grade faggot), one has to be clinically retarded to believe anything I say anyway.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
