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2019-03-19 at 1:53 PM UTCRecently I started getting into wicca, and a few days ago I came up with a spell called "the cunt directive"
I'm at an inpatient facility and a bunch of the nurses let me take my meds an hour early cause u know, I'm pretty cool.
Anyway a nurse wasn't cooperating with what I wanted so I made this spell
"Cunt directive"
to cast power over those in my path, influence their minds to serve me
"espite your invalid attitude, mind over matter, power over fued. The solution lies within, I figuratively be penetrateth your weak mind and cunt, bring my intentions to the front"
anyways, 2 days later she accidentally gave me an extra dose of subutex. LOL NOW SHE FUCKED UP. I reported this mistake to her superiors and she got fired.
Proof witchcraft works? I think so.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-19 at 2:16 PM UTCWhen I was 10 I looked up a brief visualization on a Wiccan blog that was intended to confer invisibility until I desired to be seen. I didn’t feel invisible after completing it, and I could still see myself in the mirror, so I assumed I had failed and that magic was a lie to ensnare the hopeful.
I walked to the public pool. Nobody asked me to sign in at the front desk, I just walked right past to the changing room. I was the only person there, and the lifeguards didn’t bother to come out. I thought this was very cool, for it may have worked after all. I swam like an otter in those days, and having the whole pool to myself without supervision was a dream. Then the weather changed.
Storm clouds gathered overhead, casting a shadow over me. I didn’t worry about this, or when the rain began to pour, even though it was against the rules to swim in such conditions. I did worry when the lightning started, however. Nobody came out of the lifeguard building to get me after a few minutes, so I went to them. I did get their attention, and they seemed not to have known I was there. They felt bad, and gave me some of their pizza while we waited for my parents to pick me up.
I still don’t know how a team of lifeguards managed to miss a child entering their pool and left him there during a storm, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t magic. They were probably high. But to this day, I have the unusual quality of only being seen or heard when I want to be. I've disappeared from view in crowds, blatantly shoplifted in view of cameras without caution or consequence, and whispered guarded secrets undetected in filled rooms to a lone recipient. Maybe I've had repeated success with this spell after all.
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2019-03-19 at 3:21 PM UTCWicca and witchcraft is real. I'm surprised more people don't try it. They probably reject it as soon as they hear about it thinking its for edgy emo linkin park teens or that its just ridiculous superstition. But honestly, read into alister crowley's books or the original wiccan, Gerald Gardner. shit is real. energy manipulation is used all the time in buddhism, meditation, the bogus "law of attraction" theory, in prayer, etc.
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2019-03-19 at 4:28 PM UTC
Originally posted by Zanick When I was 10 I looked up a brief visualization on a Wiccan blog that was intended to confer invisibility until I desired to be seen. I didn’t feel invisible after completing it, and I could still see myself in the mirror, so I assumed I had failed and that magic was a lie to ensnare the hopeful.
I walked to the public pool. Nobody asked me to sign in at the front desk, I just walked right past to the changing room. I was the only person there, and the lifeguards didn’t bother to come out. I thought this was very cool, for it may have worked after all. I swam like an otter in those days, and having the whole pool to myself without supervision was a dream. Then the weather changed.
Storm clouds gathered overhead, casting a shadow over me. I didn’t worry about this, or when the rain began to pour, even though it was against the rules to swim in such conditions. I did worry when the lightning started, however. Nobody came out of the lifeguard building to get me after a few minutes, so I went to them. I did get their attention, and they seemed not to have known I was there. They felt bad, and gave me some of their pizza while we waited for my parents to pick me up.
I still don’t know how a team of lifeguards managed to miss a child entering their pool and left him there during a storm, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t magic. They were probably high. But to this day, I have the unusual quality of only being seen or heard when I want to be. I've disappeared from view in crowds, blatantly shoplifted in view of cameras without caution or consequence, and whispered guarded secrets undetected in filled rooms to a lone recipient. Maybe I've had repeated success with this spell after all.
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2019-03-19 at 4:28 PM UTC
Originally posted by Dissociator Recently I started getting into wicca, and a few days ago I came up with a spell called "the cunt directive"
I'm at an inpatient facility and a bunch of the nurses let me take my meds an hour early cause u know, I'm pretty cool.
Anyway a nurse wasn't cooperating with what I wanted so I made this spell
"Cunt directive"
to cast power over those in my path, influence their minds to serve me
"espite your invalid attitude, mind over matter, power over fued. The solution lies within, I figuratively be penetrateth your weak mind and cunt, bring my intentions to the front"
anyways, 2 days later she accidentally gave me an extra dose of subutex. LOL NOW SHE FUCKED UP. I reported this mistake to her superiors and she got fired.
Proof witchcraft works? I think so.
Schizophrenic. -
2019-03-19 at 4:36 PM UTC
Originally posted by Dissociator Recently I started getting into wicca, and a few days ago I came up with a spell called "the cunt directive"
I'm at an inpatient facility and a bunch of the nurses let me take my meds an hour early cause u know, I'm pretty cool.
Anyway a nurse wasn't cooperating with what I wanted so I made this spell
"Cunt directive"
to cast power over those in my path, influence their minds to serve me
"espite your invalid attitude, mind over matter, power over fued. The solution lies within, I figuratively be penetrateth your weak mind and cunt, bring my intentions to the front"
anyways, 2 days later she accidentally gave me an extra dose of subutex. LOL NOW SHE FUCKED UP. I reported this mistake to her superiors and she got fired.
Proof witchcraft works? I think so.
Well you are aware that whatever you do (to others) comes back to you 3 times, yes? -
2019-03-19 at 4:37 PM UTCHe's going to muck himself on the wellbutrin.
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2019-03-19 at 4:41 PM UTC
Originally posted by mashlehash He's going to muck himself on the wellbutrin.
no this aint like past wellbutrin antics. im on 6mg ativan a day and 20mg subutex along with 2400 of gab, 80 of baclofen, 60 of propanolol, 90 of phenelzine. so I'm all set with the comfort meds and also MAOI LOL the butrin is potentiating my metabolite of PEA activated by MAOI causing release so NDRA of high affinity +NDRI low affinity = HIGH FOR ME AND NO INTERFUCKTIONS -
2019-03-19 at 4:42 PM UTC
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2019-03-19 at 4:43 PM UTCthreefold law of trianglism
trianglism was my wicca precursor -
2019-03-19 at 4:43 PM UTCWhat, are you eating a snickers?
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2019-03-20 at 1:28 PM UTCbump
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2019-03-20 at 2:03 PM UTCso far I havent constructed anymore spells because I have no need to use magick to enhance/affect my life in that sense or use black magick to fuck up others.. in any sense I'm letting my theoretical prayer points to regenerate
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2019-03-20 at 2:47 PM UTCI found an incantation for self healing, written by a simpleton no doubt
By Earth and Water, Air and By Fire, May you hear this wish, Sources of Life and Light Sources of the day and of the Earth, I invoke you here, Heal my body and mind.
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2019-03-20 at 3:09 PM UTCI have tried to weave complex reality-altering magicks more times than I can count, using bizarre arcane rituals rooted in the language I use to speak with God.
The results were... not easily appreciable. I swear I can do magic tho. 😓 -
2019-03-20 at 3:16 PM UTCBack when I was a young fella-me-lad-sonofabitch I bought this book on practical witchcraft during my Ozzy Osborne phase. It detailed the process for achieving Astral projection in it...which basically consisted of the following.
Lay a large black velvet blanket/sheet out on the floor (not sure why black velvet was important)
Put a lit candle at each corner along with a "pile" (quantity not specified) of salt also at each corner
remove all your clothing and lay spread eagle on the blanket (as i recall It mentioned a particularly direction...like head facing north or something but it's like 35yrs ago so I don't remember)
Close your eyes and clear your mind, then imagine yourself floating above your body looking back down on yourself.
It then went on to say how quick and easy it was to achieve and that at first you should limit your travels to the immediate area until you get used to it...then when you feel more confident you can go further afield.
As I recall all I achieved was freaking my mom out when she walked in on my laying naked on a black blanket with candles around it and accusing me of trying to summon the devil.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
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