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What would your most critical sexual partner share with us if he/she came here to ruin you?

  1. 2019-03-19 at 1:10 PM UTC
    #1
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Only a real animal would have to worry about this, but I'd like to know what you think they'd say.

    I think she might say that I'm too dedicated to her pleasure, as she was terrified when I neglected to come up for air and passed out between her legs on several occasions. Little did she know, that's exactly what I was trying to do. I get tremendous satisfaction from the look on a doctor's face when I reek of fluids and he's trying to have a serious conversation about hypoxia.
  2. 2019-03-19 at 1:52 PM UTC
    #2
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by lnflnltyshock banged lannys mom nine months before he was born...who's your daddy....bitch
    Originally posted by Zanick i frequently take walks in low-income neighborhoods at night so i can enjoy being slathered in the testicular ejecta originating in the cock sacks of random niggers after theyve beaten me unconscious.

    This is some of your better work. Still trying way too hard to achieve poetry, but read honestly one must admit there is a certain vulgar, primitive aptitude.

    But getting back on topic:



    Thank you for an honest contribution.
  3. 2019-03-19 at 2:41 PM UTC
    #3
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    .
  4. 2019-03-19 at 3:03 PM UTC
    #4
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Just check hydros post history
  5. 2019-03-20 at 9:17 AM UTC
    #5
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    The vast majority of my sexual excursions occurred while pretty intoxicated, so a lot would complain about my inability to maintain an erection for very long (if I even got one to begin with).

    I really need to try to get laid while sober...

    Or invest in some Viagra.
  6. 2019-03-20 at 9:32 AM UTC
    #6
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol@ most critical & ruin u.
    I think prolly "fat pussy" kinda was like fuck u! 👿 Lol & peeing. I wasn't able to pee on demand & it took me a minute when we were in the shower & he asked me to.
  7. 2019-03-20 at 10:02 AM UTC
    #7
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    did u pee on him?

    it feels nice
  8. 2019-03-20 at 10:04 AM UTC
    #8
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Ya he asked me to, but it was awkward kinda waiting for it. I got accustomed to it tho
  9. 2019-03-20 at 10:05 AM UTC
    #9
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by POLECAT .

    hey bish wut u hide?
  10. 2019-03-20 at 10:05 AM UTC
    #10
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Ya he asked me to, but it was awkward kinda waiting for it. I got accustomed to it tho

    i would so let you pee on me
  11. 2019-03-20 at 10:07 AM UTC
    #11
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    If that's what u want grilled cheese.
  12. 2019-03-20 at 10:10 AM UTC
    #12
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    okay it’s a date
  13. 2019-03-20 at 12:38 PM UTC
    #13
    HTS highlight reel
    Fuck, man. Any one of them would say I'm weird and awkward and kinda gross and then complain about the fact that I basically never came when we fuxxed. lol
  14. 2019-03-20 at 12:51 PM UTC
    #14
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    i really dont involve myself with such lowlife blokes. Even my putrid of an ex husband wouldn't have a negative thing to say about our once sexual proclivities.
  15. 2019-03-20 at 12:52 PM UTC
    #15
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty i really dont involve myself with such lowlife blokes. Even my putrid of an ex husband wouldn't have a negative thing to say about our once sexual proclivities.

    so why did he divorce you?
  16. 2019-03-20 at 4:02 PM UTC
    #16
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by HTS Fuck, man. Any one of them would say I'm weird and awkward and kinda gross and then complain about the fact that I basically never came when we fuxxed. lol

    That's the best kind of sex
  17. 2019-03-20 at 4:08 PM UTC
    #17
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls so why did he divorce you?

    because i didnt love him.
  18. 2019-03-20 at 4:11 PM UTC
    #18
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Little dick and have this thing where I whimper after I blow my load.
  19. 2019-03-20 at 6:34 PM UTC
    #19
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty because i didnt love him.

    im sure he didnt love you either
  20. 2019-03-20 at 7:06 PM UTC
    #20
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls im sure he didnt love you either

    I wish that was the case G, sadly, i’m still trying to rid myself of the man after 15yrs. I’m thinking 2020 is going to be the magic number.🤩
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