The totse/zoklet/ect darwin awards

1. 2019-03-18 at 9:58 AM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by CASPER Idk, but I seem to remember him shooting himself accidentally or something too.
   
   Could be dat damn Mandela effect, but I'm pretty sure that's why we don't see him around anymore

   
   Ytterman stole a car, crashed it in a ditch & blew his brains out (on purpose)
2. 2019-03-18 at 9:59 AM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Oh wait u were talking about ilovechronic weren’t u
3. 2019-03-18 at 10:15 AM UTC

   #23
   

   Krow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Krow Under lying reasons are sometimes gems?

   
   Dude, you don't want to make these statements. I already believe someone from here has attempted and succeed a few times last year.
4. 2019-03-18 at 10:35 AM UTC

   #24
   

   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by Krow Dude, you don't want to make these statements. I already believe someone from here has attempted and succeed a few times last year.

   
   Are you quoting yourself and responding to yourself?
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5. 2019-03-18 at 12:51 PM UTC

   #25
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Technologist Are you quoting yourself and responding to yourself?

   
   Niger's?
6. 2019-03-19 at 2:33 AM UTC

   #26
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by Technologist Are you quoting yourself and responding to yourself?

   
   Zanick did it better 6 months ago.
   
   Poor Bill Krozby. None of his attempted memes ever catch on.
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7. 2019-03-19 at 5:56 AM UTC

   #27
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   op doesnt know what a darwin award is.
   
   should be awarded one.
   
   soon.
8. 2019-03-19 at 1:24 PM UTC

   #28
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by Methuselah Ytterman stole a car, crashed it in a ditch & blew his brains out (on purpose)

   
   Good call though. We all forgot about him. I wasn't in the gearhead forums enough to know him personally tho.
9. 2019-03-19 at 1:25 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by Methuselah Ytterman stole a car, crashed it in a ditch & blew his brains out (on purpose)

   
   Yeah but he did that because the cops were right on top of him, it's not like he just decided to an hero in a ditch or anything.
10. 2019-03-19 at 6:08 PM UTC

    #30
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny op doesnt know what a darwin award is.
    
    should be awarded one.
    
    soon.

    
    He thinks anyone who dies is a nominee lol.
11. 2019-03-19 at 6:09 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Sock Puppet Houston
    I shoot it out with police
12. 2019-03-19 at 6:19 PM UTC

    #32
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by GGG He thinks anyone who dies is a nominee lol.

    
    That's a lot of contenders.
    
    Not to mention inherently unfair to the guy who got sat on and suffocated in an elephant's asshole.
13. 2019-03-19 at 6:21 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Dissociator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Ghost i will burn down all your houses

    
    
14. 2019-03-19 at 6:34 PM UTC

    #34
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    He'd actually look like you if he had a chubbier face, shaved head.
15. 2019-03-19 at 7:35 PM UTC

    #35
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery may qualify. Getting arrested for beating up his mom
    
    That mug shot...
16. 2019-03-19 at 8:17 PM UTC

    #36
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery may qualify. Getting arrested for beating up his mom
    
    That mug shot…

    
    If he died beating up his mom, that would certainly qualify. It would also be fucking hilarious.
    
    But he didn't.
    
    Again, the Darwin award is for people who die in stupid ways, removing them from the gene pool. Not sure if having offspring disqualifies you or not though. You kinda have won at evolution the minute you have kids.
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17. 2019-03-19 at 11:56 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Admin African Astronaut
    None of us have personality disorders.
    
    We are all normal law abiding citizens that contribute positively to society.
18. 2019-03-20 at 1:18 AM UTC

    #38
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    komokazi said he was kamikazi pimp, if that's true, what happened to him?
19. 2019-03-20 at 1:20 AM UTC

    #39
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers komokazi said he was kamikazi pimp, if that's true, what happened to him?

    
    He's busy being a badass. Guy got his life together man.
20. 2019-03-20 at 4:23 AM UTC

    #40
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG If he died beating up his mom, that would certainly qualify. It would also be fucking hilarious.
    
    But he didn't.
    
    Again, the Darwin award is for people who die in stupid ways, removing them from the gene pool. Not sure if having offspring disqualifies you or not though. You kinda have won at evolution the minute you have kids.

    
    if its done today he might have if they decided to send a swat in.
    
    anyway, for humans, winning at evolution also involve upbringing your offsprings. letting them running around like feral animals and getting killed isnt winning at it.