2019-03-17 at 8:42 AM UTC
Good idea. Keep all the schizophrenia in one place.
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2019-03-17 at 8:55 AM UTC
Everyone knows Jenkem was real and pickwick really huffed his own shit
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2019-03-17 at 8:58 AM UTC
Lol that story even made it into the Scientific American:
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/internet-troll-sub-culture-s-savage-spoofing-of-mainstream-media-excerpt/The story reappeared in 2007, when Pickwick, a user of a forum called Totse, uploaded a series of images chronicling his attempt to “try” Jenkem, including a picture of a half-full jug of waste labeled with the words “Jenkem,” “Pickwick,” and “Totse,” as well as Pickwick appearing to huff its contents.
The subsequent Totse thread eventually made its way to 4chan’s /b/ board, a space already infamous for its aggressive, anonymous user base. From there, Totse’s narrative and images quickly began generating multiple iterations, including one copypasta post (text posed numerous times by numerous posters) imploring users to copy and paste the provided letter template, which would then be mailed to the principals of participants’ local high school(s).
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2019-03-17 at 9:44 AM UTC
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2019-03-17 at 9:50 AM UTC
Punch u right in the face.
2019-03-17 at 11:58 AM UTC
I feel like this is a stream of §m£ÂgØL’s consciousness, postmortem, mid-transcendence, getting trapped in the mongolvoid.
2019-03-17 at 10:47 PM UTC
I put that Latin shit in google translate and it said shit like “smartphone” in English lol.
How the fuck does a dead language have the word smartphone. They didn’t have words for either of those things back then
2019-03-18 at 4:26 AM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
I live in a city that lives in a different age
2019-03-18 at 4:33 AM UTC
Lot of faggots over there
2019-03-18 at 7:02 AM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
That's the impression that I get
2019-03-18 at 7:04 AM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
There was a place
and the name of the place escapes me
when i cant remember
it irritates me
could be i cant remember
could be i just did not
lets move along the song and try to find the plot, there was a girl
and i dont know her name either
she gave me love and i said id never leave her
if i did
i'd come back some day and find her
i should write her a reminder
one day
one day who knows
some day
some day i suppose
2019-03-19 at 1:08 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
I always wanted to watch underwater worms poop!
2019-03-19 at 1:21 AM UTC
Originally posted by GGG
Quid dicebas de me, cinaede? Tibi narro ut auctus sim super omnes Praetorianos, ut permultas incursiones contra Carthaginienses fecerim, utque CCC hostes vere interfecerim. Educatus de bello simioso sum atque augustissimus Primus Pilus in exercitu Romano. Nihil te puto nisi hostia. Te delebo tanta cum fortitudine ut nemo parem noverit, mehercule. Putasne ut electrice id dicere impune possis? Reputa, pathice. Cum loquimur nuntium mitto ad gregem curiosorum et locus tuus indagatur, ut debeas te praeparare contra tempestatem, vermicule. Tempestas enim quae delebit foedam vitam tuam. Delendus es, puer. Possum ubivis ire, quandocumque decet, teque interficere DCC per artes manibus inermibus. Non modo educatus de certamine inermi sum, sed etiam imperium habeo super omnes vires exercitus Romani, atque eis utar ut culus tuus miser deletus sit ex continente, cacator. Si scire potuisses quod ultioni tibi effecturum facetum dictum tuum fuisset, fortasse tacuisses. Sed nec potuisti nec tacuisti, et nunc poenas das, stulte. Furorem cacabo in te et is te merget. Delendus es, puer.
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