Don'tTellEm is a goddess...

1. 2019-03-17 at 4:07 AM UTC

   #41
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   /fuck myself
   End thread
2. 2019-03-17 at 7:39 AM UTC

   #42
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut

   Originally posted by POLECAT speaking of sandwich artists, I have to tell this little story;;
   so back a long long time ago when I had a hot lil girlfriend, proper aged and everything,, anyways we went to Subway and I ordered a footlong meatball sub with Mayo on the bottom half,, do you guys know where the bottom half of the sanwich is?
   no one at subway does,, anyways back to the story.
   
   so we are in line and I orde the footlong meatball with mayo on the bottom half and this lil chubby short girl steps up to put the Mayo on my bread and when she went for a second dip of mayo she dragged her big ass titty through my mayo and basically did a perfect spread with her titty,, well now Ive always been a bit of a joker and before I could say anything I felt my gf squeeze my arm as if to say NO DONT DO IT!
   
   it was to late, and in a loud voice I said Ma am, please refrain from spreading the mayo with your titty and I'm gonna need you to start fresh cuz I dont want that bread.
   
   everyone looked at my sub with the perfect spread of mayo and then to her titty all smeared with mayo,,
   she turned red and left the line and a tall girl took her place,, my gf kicked me in the calf, I gave her a look and she was almost as red faced as the girl with the mayo titty.

   
   
   LOL x3 😂
3. 2019-03-17 at 8:54 AM UTC

   #43
   

   Bologna Nacho African Astronaut

   Originally posted by jedi_darryl LOL x3 😂

   
   ÷10
4. 2019-03-17 at 8:58 AM UTC

   #44
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   damn that’s a perfect combination of being hungry and horny
5. 2019-03-17 at 9:01 AM UTC

   #45
   

   Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
   How would you know m8?
6. 2019-03-17 at 9:04 AM UTC

   #46
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   i just fapped while eating a meatball and mayo sammich OKEY GUY ?
7. 2019-03-17 at 9:09 AM UTC

   #47
   

   Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
   lol fuck! Mayo and meatballs goes together like oil and water, titty is a plus
8. 2019-03-17 at 9:11 AM UTC

   #48
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   not ikea meatballs, they are the best
9. 2019-03-17 at 9:15 AM UTC

   #49
   

   Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
   WTF is IKEA? I keep hearing about it. And if their meatballs are only good with mayonnaise then fuck it. Tell polecat though.
10. 2019-03-17 at 9:17 AM UTC

    #50
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    IKEA is the swedish flatpack furniture store, the huge blue warehouses
    
    i think their meatballs go with a lot of sauces
11. 2019-03-17 at 9:19 AM UTC

    #51
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    IKEA is a nazi furniture store created during WWII for nazis to redecorate the houses they stole from people
12. 2019-03-17 at 9:20 AM UTC

    #52
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    most of my shit is from ikea
13. 2019-03-17 at 9:20 AM UTC

    #53
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Nobody eats mayo w meatballs nasty smh
14. 2019-03-17 at 9:21 AM UTC

    #54
    

    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Furniture and meatballs? WTF? Hey if it works.
    
    Fireworks and gasoline anyone?
15. 2019-03-17 at 9:22 AM UTC

    #55
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ingvar_Kamprad#Fascist_involvement
16. 2019-03-17 at 9:22 AM UTC

    #56
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Nobody eats mayo w meatballs nasty smh

    
    you enjoyed the mayo from my meatballs love
17. 2019-03-17 at 9:24 AM UTC

    #57
    

    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Grylls you enjoyed the mayo from my meatballs love

    
    👍 good post but lie
18. 2019-03-17 at 9:25 AM UTC

    #58
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    U better shut ur whole mouth whore.
19. 2019-03-17 at 9:28 AM UTC

    #59
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    I can't move without boner. He's being aggressive, u better just back on up. I run this rodeo.
20. 2019-03-17 at 9:30 AM UTC

    #60
    

    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Who is posting on this pro? April? June? July?