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Don'tTellEm is a goddess...
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2019-03-16 at 6:04 PM UTCFolks, but her personality is sweet & modest.👍❤
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2019-03-16 at 6:49 PM UTCShe has the voice and face of an angel, but don’t get it twisted and don’t poke that bear❤️
Leave my babby be, Mattchew
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2019-03-16 at 6:51 PM UTClol
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2019-03-16 at 6:55 PM UTCdonttellem is actually awesome. Would hang. She's the type to tell off the sandwich artist for not putting enough pickles on her sub
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2019-03-16 at 6:57 PM UTC
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2019-03-16 at 7:07 PM UTC
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2019-03-16 at 7:28 PM UTCOne!
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2019-03-16 at 7:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo donttellem is actually awesome. Would hang. She's the type to tell off the sandwich artist for not putting enough pickles on her sub
speaking of sandwich artists, I have to tell this little story;;
so back a long long time ago when I had a hot lil girlfriend, proper aged and everything,, anyways we went to Subway and I ordered a footlong meatball sub with Mayo on the bottom half,, do you guys know where the bottom half of the sanwich is?
no one at subway does,, anyways back to the story.
so we are in line and I orde the footlong meatball with mayo on the bottom half and this lil chubby short girl steps up to put the Mayo on my bread and when she went for a second dip of mayo she dragged her big ass titty through my mayo and basically did a perfect spread with her titty,, well now Ive always been a bit of a joker and before I could say anything I felt my gf squeeze my arm as if to say NO DONT DO IT!
it was to late, and in a loud voice I said Ma am, please refrain from spreading the mayo with your titty and I'm gonna need you to start fresh cuz I dont want that bread.
everyone looked at my sub with the perfect spread of mayo and then to her titty all smeared with mayo,,
she turned red and left the line and a tall girl took her place,, my gf kicked me in the calf, I gave her a look and she was almost as red faced as the girl with the mayo titty. -
2019-03-16 at 7:51 PM UTCLord help Jesus in this moment 🙏 🙌
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2019-03-16 at 7:56 PM UTCShe prolly came back like a boss & offered to fill ur drink ...(spitting in it)
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2019-03-16 at 7:58 PM UTCGoddesses don't speak like this
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2019-03-16 at 7:59 PM UTC
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2019-03-16 at 8:01 PM UTCYeah she’s alright
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2019-03-16 at 8:01 PM UTC
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2019-03-16 at 8:10 PM UTChad to be some bad Mayo on that shirt,, she prolly been spreadin mayo like that for days
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2019-03-16 at 8:14 PM UTC
Originally posted by POLECAT speaking of sandwich artists, I have to tell this little story;;
so back a long long time ago when I had a hot lil girlfriend, proper aged and everything,, anyways we went to Subway and I ordered a footlong meatball sub with Mayo on the bottom half,, do you guys know where the bottom half of the sanwich is?
no one at subway does,, anyways back to the story.
so we are in line and I orde the footlong meatball with mayo on the bottom half and this lil chubby short girl steps up to put the Mayo on my bread and when she went for a second dip of mayo she dragged her big ass titty through my mayo and basically did a perfect spread with her titty,, well now Ive always been a bit of a joker and before I could say anything I felt my gf squeeze my arm as if to say NO DONT DO IT!
it was to late, and in a loud voice I said Ma am, please refrain from spreading the mayo with your titty and I'm gonna need you to start fresh cuz I dont want that bread.
everyone looked at my sub with the perfect spread of mayo and then to her titty all smeared with mayo,,
she turned red and left the line and a tall girl took her place,, my gf kicked me in the calf, I gave her a look and she was almost as red faced as the girl with the mayo titty.
omg I can't believe I read this horrible mundane story. There isn't an estranged uncle in the world who could tell a worse story. Fuck your entire life -
2019-03-16 at 8:15 PM UTCWtf is the bottom half of the sandwich?
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2019-03-16 at 8:15 PM UTCAny side can be the bottom depending how you look at it
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2019-03-16 at 8:15 PM UTCI guess you had to be there,,,
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2019-03-16 at 8:17 PM UTCLmao. Mayo only good on the bottom but I like extra mayo fml